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26 June 2005

Beijing

"Paul, how long did I sleep on the plane?"

"I don't know. It's never terribly clear to me when you're asleep and when you're awake."



We arrived in Beijing after a brutally long day and night of flying. Some of us were able to sleep on the plane. Some of us weren't. I wasn't. At the time of arrival, I had slept roughly three of the previous forty-five hours. Even if I had been able to enjoy the luxury of a window seat, there would have been nothing to see. We flew over parts of Alaska and Siberia and even the northern isles of Japan before crossing into China. But the clouds made sure we had nothing to see.

Then we arrived. Our boredom and exhaustion left us. We forgot that we were tired. The bus ride to the hotel was enough to keep us wide awake.

Advertisements. They were everywhere, complete with little web addresses at the bottom. American companies are prominent, and Chinese is frequently supplemented with English. American cultural influences are everywhere apparent, but Chinese culture is dynamic enough to take what they need, discard what they don't, and improve where they can. There are few regular telephones here. The infrastructure was never substantially developed. China skipped this development and has gone straight to cellular. As we rode through Beijing this afternoon, someone snapped a photo of our little tour group using his cell phone. We waved. He seemed amused. Phil, my roommate, immediately noticed upon entering our hotel room that none of the lights seemed to work. We discovered a card slot. We inserted a cardkey and that seemed to bring us roughly twenty seconds of power. "I bet you have to leave the card in," I said. This proved to be the winning ticket. If you want your lights and air conditioning to work, you must be in the room. Efficiency.

With labor so cheap, I wonder if maybe China need not worry about efficiency. We wandered about the summer palace earlier today. Evidently, the state has employed people to run about and pick up trash. As soon as I finished my bottle of Sprite, woman with a sort of backpack trashcan appeared and offered to take my bottle.

Everywhere you look in Beijing, something is being built. The horizon is dominated by enormous apartment buildings, usually twenty stories or more. Yellow and red cranes are everywhere busy at work on new ones. I can recall looking from the highway and seeing roughly a dozen or so half-finished apartment buildings all within the same seven or eight blocks. New vertical neighborhoods are springing up.

It's not at all like suburban America in this respect. I wondered about this at first. Without putting much thought into it, I had always attributed the heavily vertical character of Japanese cities to the lack of space and a highly dense population. China does not lack for space. Should I not expect houses then?

But then how would anyone get around? In America, this is not a problem. Everyone owns a car. Gas is cheap. In China, people walk. They ride bikes. They ride bikes. Bikes. Bikes are everywhere. There is no shortage of cars. But cars share the road with bikes and pedestrians. It's a biking culture in many respects. Chinese bikes look like American bikes from the fifties and sixties. All of them do, without exception. Americans bike for fun. Chinese bike to get to work. Utilitarian transportation. Jobs are scarce in China. I don't know many Americans that would long put up with biking to work. But Chinese go about their work with a great deal of pride.

The concierge workers downstairs are exceptionally bright. They speak English fluently. They are very proud to be changing the currency of Americans and carrying out little odd jobs for foreigners.

Imperialism is legally gone from China. It still remains in informal economic ways. This part of Beijing was made for foreigners. One can barely walk three blocks without running into another fancy hotel designed for rich tourists, selling itsems that regular Chinese citizens could rarely afford.

Katy and I were instructed to stay within a one block radius of the hotel last night. We vowed to obey our instructions, and roughly one mile later, we stopped at an "Oyster Bar" for a nice, little candle light dinner. We couldn't find anything else. Conversing with the waitress took some creative work. At one point, Katy ran up to the front desk, asked for the total, and then ran off when she was given it. I don't know what our hosts thought. They were exceptionally polite. I went in and paid them, and we left. I had a rather large plate of spaghetti, Katy chicken and french fries with ketchup. We had no idea what we were doing. We speak not a word of Chinese. But we're Americans. Perhaps the future belongs to China, but the present belongs to us. Cities like Beijing are just our little playground.

I visited the Great Wall and Tiananmen Square today. I'll write more about those little visits later. At the moment, I'm running out of time and need to go. Flying to Chengdu tomorrow. More updates as I get the chance.


23 June 2005

Quote of the Day

"Just put the Cocoa Puffs on top of the pizza."
--Uncle John

19 June 2005

Generational Outlooks

I wonder how senses of humor vary from culture to culture. I once had a Russian lanaguage teacher who never seemed to laugh when the rest of the class did. I think it changes within a culture too over the course of generations. My cousin suggested we watch "Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law" in another room. Our parents sitting in the living room would more likely be offended than appreciate its irreverence. I sat in a movie theater the other day watching the pre-show commercials. We watched shot after shot of a cute little boy trying and failing to put on a shirt. "Aha! Can't get his shirt on!" someone yelled out. I laughed. "Yeah, thanks for pointing out the obvious there!" an older someone replied.

Ironic. It illustrates the generational differences nicely.

The prism through which my generation looks at life seems to have been injected with an extra dose of cynicism. It looks at commercials with that sense of bored contempt. Its the jaded outlook of a generation inundated with advertisements since birth. We despise them. Insults. Lies. But we're so accustomed to them, we don't seem to mind anymore. We take life as seriously as it takes us, and tend to hold a special appreciation for things that turn the usual monotony on its head. We enjoy the madness. This isn't the Charlie Brown generation. We've been through all that. Think South Park.

The teenager who cracked the first joke was not just pointing out the obvious; he was making a great joke. He was breaking the monotony by pretending to be precisely the idiot the makers of that commercial tooks us for. The only ones pointing out the obvious were the old men who took him seriously.


I can recall taking this personality test last year. The results are no less unflattering this year.

Extraversion |||| 13%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Altruism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||| 16%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche || 10%
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*Stability results were low which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

*Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

*Extraversion results were very low which suggests you are extremely reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

trait snapshot:
messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer

17 June 2005

Small Talk

Some thing wear me out. Many things don't, mind you. I've run a marathon before. But some things do. Small talk can be dreadful. I don't know how some people enjoy it so much. I sat in my chair for an hour and a half today watching other family members converse with strange people on such interesting topics as themselves, the weather, various obscure news items, interesting stores and restaurants in the area, and other topics that will challenge your capacity to remain conscious. I made no attempt to interact. My one concession to politeness was to sit there with a disgustingly fake smile on my face, to make eye contact with the speakers, and to at least pretend to be following the conversation and enjoying myself.

On some episode of "The Simpsons," there's a scene in which Homer runs into Ned Flanders. Flanders begins chatting with him. Homer sits there listening politely, but is clearly suffering. Eventually, Homer falls over unconscious from utter boredom. I can now sympathize.

12 June 2005

Coming...

I going to start writing here again. I'm going to China soon. I don't know if I'll have internet access there. I'm working on a new layout. It'll be up soon, and I'll start updating again.