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30 October 2004

British Empire; school; TNI; Pics

Got the books.

Read the introduction to Empire. The author, Ferguson, seems to be asking a wholly different set of questions than academic historians seem accustomed to asking.
He seems less intent on detailing the many crimes of the British Empire than of engaging in a cost-benefit analysis.

The question is not whether British imperialism was without blemish. It was not. The question is whether there could have been a less bloody path to modernity. Perhaps in theory there could have been. But in practice?


Ferguson mentions the neo-Marxist interpretation of the British Empire only briefly. According to them, the Empire was merely a grand scheme of corrupt British capitalists designed to exploit to the maximum indigenous peoples for mere monetary gain. Ferguson doesn't seem to care to even address this notion, and prefers to focus on the liberal critique of the Empire -- that it was an inherently outdated system in an era of free trade and was an unnecessary drain on British resources. But the ultimate underlying assumption of this critique is that no underlying system of international order is necessary to maintain a system of free trade.

Today, for example, America indirectly compels other governments to adapt to its own blueprint for world order -- open seas, free trade, democracy, the rule of law, etc. It does this through formal international organizations such as the IMF, the U.N., NATO, and others.

By contrast, Britain imposed its own world order through a system of highly regimented colonial structures, without which free trade may never have been possible. Is it possible to have globalization without gunboats?

If the 21st century will be the product of an international order dictated by America, the world of the 20th century was very much the product of the British Empire. Not only was the economic globalization of the 19th and 20th centuries largely the product of the Empire, but so were substantial cultural legacies as well: the worldwide spread of the English language, English forms of land tenure, Scottish/English banking methods, Protestantism, team sports, representative assemblies and other parliamentary institutions, and the idea of liberty.

...the fact remains that no organization in history has done more to promote the free movement of goods, capital and labour than the British Empire in the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. And no organization has done more to impose Western norms of law, order and governance around the world.



I've only read the introduction. It's been a long, tired week.

I've decided to can the idea of journalism. I worked out a detailed plan to graduate with a journalism degree in three semesters (after this one). My advisor managed to come up with a few technicalities and so it was effectively shot down.

Screw it.

I've decided to just do political science and history instead. I'm not terribly worried about what I'll do afterwards anymore. I've worried about it so much over the past four years I don't even care now. But right now, I've just got to get out of school. I'll have roughly two semesters to go now after this one.

Last night around the time when I'm usually half-awake, I tried to subscribe to The National Interest. Evidently, Charles Krauthammer and Francis Fukuyama -- two neo-conservative heavyweights are going at it. I would have been fascinated to read Charles Krauthammer's piece in TNI, but I was having some trouble subscribing. My difficulties began to infuriate me, and I fired off an angry e-mail to the editors.

It's usually my assumption that those in charge of publications such as
yours have a general desire for more subscribers. And so I foolishly took it
for granted that you want people to actually buy your magazine and perhaps
read it as well.

I would never know it by looking at your website. Very thoughtfully, you
provide links allowing current subscribers to obtain online access to your
archives as well as links allowing non-subscribers outside of the U.S. to
obtain access.

I live in the United States. I don't subscribe. I'd like to subscribe, but
there is no way to do this through your website.

Both the "Subscribe" and the "Subscriber Services" links have nothing to
offer anyone except current subscribers and non-U.S. residents.

Perhaps I need to move to Europe before I can read your magazine?


I got something I did not expect: a response. It seems I've ceased to expect responses to my e-mails after my correspondence, if it can be called that, with the commentary editor at the NT Daily. But TNI responded:

Dear Sir:

We apologize for any difficulties you experienced with the website. We welcome constructive suggestions from subscribers and non-subscribers alike, and we are always interested in improving the quality of the site. You were not foolish to assume that we want people to buy and read the magazine; that is the case.

There is in fact a way to subscribe to the magazine through the website. When the homepage loads, the subscription form appears as a pop-up window. Most likely, you have some form of pop-up blocker on your browser. By turning off the blocker, you will be able, after clicking on the "Subscribe" link, to fill out the form and become a subscriber to TNI. Given the proliferation of pop-up blockers on most browser software, we plan to update the website so that in the future, people will be less likely to encounter difficulties of this sort. As such, I think moving to Europe is an unnecessary step for the time-being.

Yours Sincerely,
Tom Rickers

Managing Editor
The National Interest
1615 L Street NW, Suite 1230
Washington, DC 20036
(202) 467 4884 ext.3
fax: (202) 467-0006


I was mildly amused.

Thanks, Tom.

I'll phone my real estate agent in Stockholm and instruct him to disregard
all of my previous messages.

Sincerely,
[Kreliav]




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27 October 2004

Van

I sat there in the technical writing lab. I'm only there because the teacher takes roll. I'm bored. Debbie had taken it upon herself to do all the work, and so there was nothing for me to do. Kyle wasn't there that day, and the other student speaks barely comprehensible English. He's apparently from somewhere in East Asia. His name is Dung Van, but we call him...

"Oi, Van!" I said. "So where are you from?"

"Vietnam," he replied with his thick Asian accent.

Fascinating. I proceeded to interrogate him about everything from how he got to America to what he thinks of life here and how it compares to Vietnam to who he plans to vote for. He had a lot to say. He seems to enjoy conversation and seems to enthusiastically enjoy rambling on from a philosophical frame of mind.

I wasn't able to make out everything he said. I wish I'd had a tape recorder with me.

Van tried multiple times to flee Vietnam with his family. He spoke of being apprehended and thrown in jail several times with his brothers. But his mother came to get them out, and they kept trying. I'm not sure how one goes about bailing out relatives from prison in Vietnam. I didn't understand everything he said, but he was talking and I didn't want to interrupt him. It was one of those conversations in which my part was primarily to make periodic comments to let him know that I had understood the bulk of his monologue. So details were sketchy.

But in any case, he tried again to escape Vietnam and succeeded in 1987 by wandering across the border into Cambodia and Laos, and on into Thailand where he was taken to a refugee camp.

"Do you wish America had stayed in Vietnam instead of leaving in the 1970's?" I asked him when he seemed to be finished with his story.

"Yeah man," he said. He went on to describe the differences between living in America and living in Vietnam.

"In Vietnam, people don't worry about the future. They only worry about today. What will they eat tonight?"

"In America, you own your future. They don't own your future," he said gesturing away from himself, referring to the government.

He described how it was so easy to take care of basic living necessities in America, and how that allows him to plan for his future and to build a better life for himself.

I asked him who he was planning to vote for.

"Kerry, man."

"Why Kerry?"

"Because Bush doesn't care about his own people, man. Only care about Iraq."

Van seemed not to understand how people in a far away places as Iraq and the Middle East affect his life or his ability to make a brighter future for himself.

Apparently, foreign policy was not a central concern of Van's. He cares about domestic issues. And John Kerry is his man.

From there, Debbie began interjecting herself into the conversation, lecturing Van on how all the economic problems of the last four years are entirely Clinton's fault.. blah blah blah.

Debb doesn't see a lot of complexity in such issues, apparently. But Van didn't buy any of it.

The fifty minute period drew to a close and we left.

25 October 2004

Monday Morning Ramble

Six o'clock in the morning. Monday. It's dark. Traffic is still light. It was one of those nights when I stayed awake, only sleeping intermitently in segements of twenty or thirty minutes. I'm tired. But I've had my caffeine kick, and so I'm good to go for the rest of the morning. Still, a little more couldn't hurt. But I forgot my drink. Crap. That always happens when I'm in a hurry. I'm going early this morning because I have a test to study for. It's in accounting. It's the class I'd very much like to drop. And that's exactly why I studied so hard last night: if I get a passing grade, it will be safe for me to drop it. Otherwise, I'll get a "WF" -- "withdrew failing" -- on my transcript which is equivalent to an "F". I have 110 credits, so it wouldn't affect my GPA very substantially. But still... Anyway, I'm going early because I have a short attention span. The drive would be a nice study break, and maybe the change of study environment (moving from my room to my car) would do me some good.

I continue driving westbound down a fairly empty Highway 380 towards Denton. I turn on the radio. It's a good time for sports talk. Dunnam & Miller on "The Ticket" are predictably discussing the weekend Cowboys' game. A fiasco it was. They're disgusted with Bill Parcells, but a bit too cautious to criticize him as directly and boldly as they might criticize John Hart or Barry Switzer. They're about ready to throw in the towel on the Cowboys this year. They're happy with Vinny Testaverde (the current QB), but they complain that he's old. He's just a plugin for 2004. And it's time to give up on 2004 and start playing for 2005 and 2006. The rest of this season, as they would have it, is about the Cowboys' future. "Vinny Testaverde is just not this team's future!" Craig Miller booms.

What they've heard about Drew Henson has left them positively giddy, and they want to see him. Now. Give us Drew.

I change the station.

Over at ESPN Radio, no one seems to realize that there were any NFL games this weekend. Fall baseball is all the rage. They're pumped about the Red Sox. Is the curse gone? "There is no curse," says Dan Patrick. "It's like the Loch Ness monster. You can go to Loch Ness and you can look around, but there is no monster." Patrick knows what he's talking about, as he explained it, because he's been to Loch Ness. Divers have searched the waters and found nothing. There's nothing out there. The monster only exists in the minds of a lot of people. Likewise, there is no curse. It only exists in people's minds. But it's not really there.

Still, Patrick is usually good humored, and I wondered why he considers it so beneath him to humor the more superstitious among us.

If you're still reading and waiting for me to come to some humorous or startling commentary or revelation, then stop reading. It's not coming. I'm writing this in the computer lab after my test because I have nothing else to do.

Anyway, the Patrick segment was just a recorded clip. Once the actual show came back on, discussion ensued on whether or not the Cardinals were done for it.

I don't remember anything they said. I was too busy yelling at the windshield. "The Cardinals finished?! THEY HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED AT HOME YET!! YOU JUST DON'T BEAT THE CARDINALS AT BUSCH STADIUM!! THEY HAVEN'T LOST AT HOME THE ENTIRE POST-SEASON!"

Really, I think every real game this whole series is going to be played at Fenway Park. Either the Red Sox will win the World Series by winning all of their home games or they'll lose. They won't beat the Cardinals at Busch. I'd put my money on that. The Series will be decided in Game 6 or Game 7. If the Red Sox can win both of those games, they'll take the World Series. If they don't, they won't. And in three days, the same clowns who were heralding the collapse of the Cardinals will be asking the same lame question of the Red Sox.

Just wait and see.

I'm really just wanting to redeem myself since my prediction of the Rangers beating the Yankees three games to one in the ALDS didn't quite come to pass. Still, betting on Albert Pujols and Jim Edmonds seems a bit safer than betting on Michael Young and Hank Blalock.

Anyway, I totally hate the Red Sox. The Red Sox aren't supposed to win. They're the team that always loses. And that's their appeal: We like to watch them suffer. They're supposed to be the Yankees' whipping boy year after year. And this year, they're just not holding up their end of the deal.

I couldn't stand watching Tom Hanks on tv at Fenway last night and listening to him suggest that rooting for the Cardinals is somehow less American than rooting for Boston and that Boston is somehow a more quintessentially American city than St. Louis. That man should be shot.

I ordered some books over the weekend. Something to read for next weekend. Someone recently suggested to me that I ought cite WWII too frequently and that I should "expand my horizons" by researching the British Empire. I thought it a bit silly since the Pearl Harbor/9-11 parallels are so striking and so relevant and really ought to be cited repeatedly.

But I decided that the British Empire would be an interesting topic to study anyway. So I bought a book on the subject by Niall Ferguson. I then ran across a book by the same author about what he views as the American Empire. So I picked that one up too.

I often read a number of intelligence reports by a man named George Friedman. You can get them online. But they're not free. Anyway, I rely on his online reports to know what's really going on in the Middle East as I filter through the murky picture put out by the mainstream media. He has a new book out, and when I saw it, I immediately decided it was a must-read.

Have to go to class now.

23 October 2004

General thoughts on last week

I've been told my latest article was "tame" compared to some of my previous pieces. Nevertheless, it seems to have provoked the most feedback out of all the op-ed pieces published last week.

Still, I've been considering how else I might go about making more people angry and polarizing the campus, and I have a number of great ideas for my next article that should be a bit more controversial.

My technical writing project is going quite smoothly. Some girl decided to take control of the group, has consistently shot down most of my ideas, and has taken it upon herself to do all the writing. I have been left little to actually do. And that's just fine. If she wants to do all the work, I won't complain.

I constantly find myself bewildered at how apathetic and unprofessional the editors at the NT Daily are. And this unprofessionalism is not just in the Daily, but extends throughout the journalism department. Whether it's an academic advisor or an editor, I can rarely get any of them to respond to my e-mails. Rare responses that I do receive usually shows that they didn't bother to read all of what I wrote to them. Is this what I should expect from a journalism department that claims to be the best in the state?

As I make the move to journalism, I'm going to be able to drop two of my business classes. That should give me more time to do other silly, unimportant things like pass my other three remaining classes.

With a little more than a week to go, I'd put the President's chances of reelection at greater than 75%. There's a lot of swing states that are dead even. The problem for Kerry is that he would have to win nearly all of them in order to take the election. Even if Kerry takes Ohio and Pennsylvania, his back is still against the wall.

Oh, and I e-mailed Dallas Morning News sportswriter Gerry Fraley in response to one of this articles.

Here's the e-mail exchange:

Mr. Fraley,
You can surely make a case that in the last four games of the ALCS, the ex-Rangers didn't play well. But to assert that winning in the post-season is impossible with ex-Rangers playing prominent roles is perhaps the most ludicrous and thoughtless assertion I've ever read in any op-ed column.

What about Kevin Brown in 1997 with Florida? What about Pudge Rodriguez in Florida last year


His response:

Mr. Armstrong,
Thanks for the note.
If you want to be literal, Kevin Brown was 0-2 with an 8.08 ERA for Florida in the 1997 World Series. Ivan Rodriguez played well in the Series for the Marlins last year, but he was singular as in ``ex-Ranger.'' I used the plural construction ``ex-Rangers.''
My intent was not to be taken literally. I was trying to use sarcasm to point out how the Rangers' big-ticket off-season acquisitions _ Alex Rodriguez and Kevin Brown _ failed so badly for the Yankees. Guess I did not pull it off.
Gerry Fraley


I think that's a pretty lame excuse, and his sarcasm wasn't especially apparent. I could have argued back, but I didn't because starting a lengthy argument was never my intention or desire.

21 October 2004

Article Feedback

Mr Armstrong-
Apparently you have had little to no history on the Middle East and or Arab civilization or culture. You first sentiment that the Arab world is in the dark ages is simply not true. Iraq as of the early 90s had one of the most developed countries outside of the US and Europe. It was rapidly developing technology and making headway in the medicinal field. Unfortunately, two wars and ten years of international sanctions led by the US were the cause of a massive economic and social downturn in Iraq. As for other Arab countries there are have been countless books written on the inability of democratic change to take over in these countries predominately led by US support of dictators in the region, once again Iraq is an example, but what about Syria, Egypt, Jordan, and Saudi. All of these countries have has puppet regimes upheld in legitimacy by the US and although they are Persian and not Arab, lets not forget Iran Contra and the US role in installing one of the most fundamentalist regimes in Iran. Now does that sound like we want democracy in the Middle East to you?
Next you stated:
"Free presses are almost nonexistent, and the uneducated masses are force-fed a daily dose of propaganda that serves the purposes of their rulers. Robbed of the freedom and opportunity that is rightfully theirs and convinced that Israel is the source of all their problems,"

There are some free presses that have become established in the Middle East, unfortunately it is the United States that keeps banning their coverage in Iraq and abroad. The United States has been responsible for the closing of many media outlets in the United States. I urge you to watch the recently made documentary "Control Room" for this.
As far as Israel is concerned. This is the tell-tale sign that you do not know much about US past foreign policy in the Middle East nor do you know the history of it. The United States give over 5 billion dollars of direct aid to Israel each year. It also gives Israel over 7 billion dollars in low interest loan guarantees each year, not to mention direct aid of weapons. We have a "special relationship" with Israel only because we need them to fuel our military machine in the Middle East. 33 UN Resolutions have been vetoed by the United States at the Security Council that asked Israel to stop human rights abuses, abide by Geneva Convention, and stop the inhumanity that is occurring in Palestinian Occupied Territory. These resolutions were voted on by the General Assembly (the whole world) in which they passed in votes of 150 yes some odd to 4 at the most no. (This was the United States, Israel, and a few Pacific Islands like Narul). So no this is not just Arab countries thinking that Israel is the source of their problems in some paranoia. Israel has the fourth strongest military in the world, leads a brutal occupation in which I have witnessed (and might I note more and more Israelis are becoming opposed to), are supported by the worlds biggest superpower, and regularly act aggressively towards its neighboring countries, ie: Syria 2003 three bombing missions, Lebanon 2004 1 bombing mission in the south.

you stated:
"Arabs have contributed practically nothing to the modern world. Predictably, the current outstanding characteristics of Arab nations are frustration and failure, and the only notable Arab exports are oil, hatred and terrorism.

Apparently you have not looked into the roots of the world Algebra or alcohol for that matter. Perhaps you weren't informed that during the European Middle Ages that you referred to there were thriving civilizations in the Middle East that made great advances in astronomy, the sciences, and mathematics. In fact most of our current information was founded upon not only "Greek and Latin" concepts but those from all of Mesopotamia and the Fertile Crescent. As far as the current exports, I have not heard a more racist statement. How gingoistic of you to proclaim that all Arabs and their countries export Hate and Terrorism! I have a question for you... Have you been to the Middle East? Have you met many Arabs? Have you studied Arab cultures? What is this hate you are talking about? I thought hate was something all humans could do I didn't realize that Arabs have the corner market on it, especially since so much of it has been directed at them lately. Terrorism is something we should know as our greatest export not theirs. Our Army Manual definition of Terrorism from 1984, I urge you to look it up, meets the criteria for every major conflict we have been involved in as a state in the last 25 years. Let me remind you of a few. Guatemala, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Chile, Zaire, Iran, Lebanon and Tunisia.

As for your entire synopsis of Japan prior and post World War II. I think I can easily sum it up in the fact that not only are these gross overgeneralizations of the population,but most of your information seems to have come from some 1940s news video reel that demonized Asians as inherently aggressive and evil.
Also Perhaps this is as much for the editors as for you, but NOKIA IS NOT JAPANESE! It is Finnish!
Mistakes like this greatly undermine your credibility with readers. I would urge you to do some fact checking.


Emily Wachsmann-Tabbal
ebw0005@unt.edu
Humanitarian Aid
Dallas/ Jordan/ Palestine


My response:

Emily,
There are a number of problems with your arguments.

First though, you might consider for a moment that a 320-word article is not a comprehensive history and gives little indication of how I might address some 900 words of your objections when faced with them. Therefore, you might consider it prudent in the future to avoid opening an argument by insulting your opponent in order that you might look less foolish when his eventual response demolishes all of your objections.

I'll cut to the chase. Your argument that Iraq was a "one of those most developed countries outside Europe and the U.S." is a bit questionable. The facts are these: as of 1990, Iraqi GDP trailed 25 countries outside the United States and Europe including Canada, Japan, Brazil, India, Australia, South Korea, Mexico, Taiwan, Iran, South Africa, Indonesia, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Argentina, Thailand, Hong Kong, Algeria, Venezuela, Pakistan, Philippines, New Zealand, Egypt, Israel, Malaysia, and Colombia. Iraqi GDP ranked slightly ahead of Ireland's for instance, though it has a population six times that of Ireland. It ranked marginally ahead of North Korean GDP -- a nation that today has difficulty feeding a starving populace. Besides all that however, Iraq had a wonderfully advanced economy, boasting such advanced industries as... oil. And oil. In addition, it also had a startlingly profitable oil industry. Indeed, Iraq's oil industry has always provided in the ballpark of 95% of foreign exchange earnings.

However, if you were to ask an American in 1991 about the most recent Iraqi-made product he had purchased, you would probably get a blank stare or outright laughter. Iraqi contributions to the world, medical or otherwise, have been marginal at best. The same sad verdict applies to the Arab world in general. You listed a number of Arab achievements, all of which were surely substantial contributions to world development. However, all of the achievements you listed date back a very long time. When I said "modern world," I had hoped my readers would at least take that to mean the days AFTER, for instance, the discovery of America or the heyday of the bubonic plague. To give you an idea of just how far behind the Arab world is, consider this: between 1980 and 1999 the nine leading Arab economies registered 370 patents in the United States for new inventions. During that same period, South Korea alone registered 16,328 patents for inventions (source: Thomas Friedman, NY Times, 1/26/04).

In contrast to Arab nations, America has been a free nation since its founding, and as a free nation, has had the most time to develop. This might partially explain why American culture dominates the world and why America is so far and away the most productive nation on earth. Every free market nation is inundated with American products – American athletic shoes, American fast food, American soft drinks, American computers, American movies, American music, etc etc. Many Arabs, no doubt, could tell you all about certain American products. But most Americans would be hard pressed to describe how Arabs have affected their recent lives other than to appear in news reports on television after they blow up Israeli children in ice cream parlors or savagely behead American aid workers in Iraq who wanted only to help Iraqis build a more hopeful future.

What all of this indicates is that the only noteworthy products of modern Arab societies are ruthlessly efficient murderers who have little interest in building new, hopeful futures for Arabs peoples. Radical Islamists only have an agenda about whom they want to kill and what they want to destroy. They never talk about what they want to build. They have nothing to offer Arabs but more fascist totalitarianism based on a warped interpretation of a peaceful religion.

As far as Israel is concerned, your rather lengthy diatribe on the subject did nothing to disprove my point, but rather reinforced it quite nicely. Indeed, I couldn't ask for a better illustration than your anti-Israel rant. The U.S. does have very close relations with democratic Israel, as it should, and provides substantial aid to it. This fact is totally irrelevant to your argument that 6 million Jews in a country smaller than New Jersey are responsible for the cultural stagnation of roughly 200 million Arabs in multiple countries throughout the entire Middle East, many of which have no substantial proximity to Israel. Such an argument is the height of absurdity and for you to make it illustrates perfectly my point that you and those like you are too blinded by hatred for Israel to question Arab governments. I'd be most curious to know how you account for the several previous centuries of Arab backwardness prior to 1948. But I'm sure you can come up with a scapegoat. Apologists for Arab authoritarian thugs, such as yourself, seem to have no shortage of excuses to justify a blindingly obvious shortage of achievements.

You are quite right about U.S. financial support for various Arab governments. You are quite wrong to imply that this has somehow stifled budding democratic movements throughout the Arab world. Quite the contrary, there are few or no internal movements for democracy in the Middle East (where they have existed, in Iran for instance, the U.S. has provided support, diplomatic or otherwise). It has been much the same throughout the world. Most of the more prosperous and successful democracies in the world did not develop internally but were planted courtesy of the U.S. military. It is only thanks to U.S. military power that democracy was preserved in Western Europe and planted throughout Central and Eastern Europe, not to mention East Asia. It is only because of the United States that democratic governments have become the norm in the world, not the exception.

You are correct that during the Cold War era, the United States generally made little effort to spread democracy throughout the Middle East. Indeed, the U.S. foreign policy orientation in the Middle East was strictly focused on its own vital interests as it continued to wage the Cold War against a more ominous global threat. As long as the oil kept flowing, Arab authoritarian regimes were tolerated. On 9/11, that era was ended; and with the launch of the war on terror, American foreign policy objectives in the Arab world have become much more ideological, as the United States now seeks to promote its ideals over the vital interests that demand internal stability. Consequently, all your Cold War-era examples, purportedly proving the U.S. has no interest in Middle East democracy, are outdated and irrelevant. Try again.

If you have any post-9/11 examples however, I'll gladly accept those. So far, however I've only seen Muslim governments in the Middle East and South/Central Asia overthrown and replaced by democratic ones. What do you say, Emily, to the millions of Afghans who voted last week?

Make no mistake about it: the future of the Arab world is bright and hopeful. You and those like you, Emily, will be pitied by future historians as the useful idiots of thugs and dictators who were dragged kicking and screaming into a better, more peaceful world.

Thanks for the input on my article and good day.

20 October 2004

Newspaper; MLB Playoffs

They did publish my article after putting it through an editing process that left it pretty mutilated. My BTFIII quote was left out. That irks me because it really illustrated the premise of my article very well. And they dumbed it down in other ways. They shortened many of my sentences while doing a thoroughly lousy job of leaving my meaning unchanged. And they left out my quip about giant robots, replacing it with "and the like". [#@!$^%]

This is really an awful newspaper. They have no regular columnists, and the ones they do have are limited to 350 words. What a joke. You can't say hardly anything in 350 words. I wrote letters to the editor longer than that when I was at ISU.

Anyway, I got an e-mail from someone in response to my article. It really irked me because, whether he knew it or not, he was being condescending. Aside from a few insulting characterizations, he was generally polite until the end when he mentioned that he "hoped he didn't crush [my] spirit."

Idiot. In responding, I pulled few punches, but generally limited myself to his argument rather than trying to convince him of mine. I wrote angrily and quickly, and ended by thanking him for being good enough not to crush my spirit. I've not yet received a response. I don't expect one. But if I get one, I have plenty of ammunition left.



I still can't bring myself to root for Boston. I hate the Red Sox and can't stand their fans. I like to watch them suffer.

I've always hated the Yankees, but I still like A-Rod and Ruben Sierra, and I respect the way Derek Jeter and Hideki Matsui play the game. And Yankee fans are annoying and obnoxious. But still, you've probably earned that right if your team has won 27 World Series (or is it 26?).

I thought the interference call on A-Rod last night was atrocious.

Non-running-motion contact between runners and fielders occur every game. If it's against the rules for base runners to make contact with fielders, why is that rule never enforced? How is interfering with a tag by sticking up your arms any different than interfering with a throw by sliding into the shortstop's legs at second base on a double play ball? Is sliding hard two feet wide of the bag into the shortstop "part of the running motion?" Give me a break. And how is that different than bowling into the catcher at home plate to knock him out and make him drop it? Is that not interfering with the tag? Is crossing your arms across your chest and smashing the catcher all part of "the natural running motion?

If a fielder sticks his arm across a baserunner's chest when he's running full speed why wouldn't he use his arms to shield himself?

The problem here is that this rule is approaching the ridiculous level of ambiguity normally reserved for basketball referees who can never agree on exactly what constitutes a foul, football referees who can never agree on just what constitutes pass interference, and John Kerry who can never agree with himself on anything.

Whoever wins, I'll be rooting for the National League again in the World Series. But for now, go Yankees.

18 October 2004

Hope for the Arab World

We'll just see if they publish this one...


Doc: "No wonder this circuit failed -- it says 'made in Japan.'"
Marty: "What do you mean Doc? All the best stuff is made in Japan."
--From Back to the Future III

There was a time when national cultures were driven by kings and noblemen, when education was available almost exclusively to the wealthy and powerful, when great thinkers and artists were found primarily in the upper classes, and when the poor and oppressed were hopelessly destitute with little or no opportunity for upward mobility.

Thankfully, that time is over. Today, the most prosperous nations are driven by dynamic middle classes bursting with creative energy where opportunity is the rule, not the exception.

But in the Arab world, the dark ages of the past are alive and well. Arab states continue to rest on outdated governmental structures in which the reins of power rest in the hands of rogues and gangsters who use it to control the lives of their people, stifling their creative potential. Free presses are almost nonexistent in the Arab world, and the uneducated Arab masses are force-fed a daily dose of propaganda through an anti-Israeli and anti-American lens that conveniently serves the purposes of their authoritarian rulers.

Robbed of the freedom and opportunity that is rightfully theirs and convinced that Israel is the source of all their problems, Arabs have contributed practically nothing to the modern world. Predictably, the current outstanding characteristics of Arab nations are frustration and failure, and the only notable Arab exports are oil, hatred, and terrorism.

But there is hope for the Arab world.

Five decades ago, Japan was much the same as Arab states are today. The Japanese government was fascist and aggressive; Japanese troops had become infamous for committing unspeakable atrocities against foreign populations; and the Japanese masses themselves were religious extremists, steeped in a fanatical Shintoism.

But where it takes root, liberty can have a sweeping and transformational effect, and six decades later, Japan is free, peaceful, and vibrant. Honda Accords, Nokia cell phones, and Sony Playstations are in high demand across the globe; and the world is surely a far more interesting place thanks to Godzilla, Pokemon, and giant killer robots of death.

Arabs have similarly great contributions of their own to make. Don't write them off until they've had their chance.

16 October 2004

ColumnGate Update; Tech Writing Topics; MLB Playoffs

There was no correction published today and my friend, the commentary editor, seems content to ignore me.

That's okay for now. I know a number of bloggers who may or may not like to make something out of this. I'm not sure.

And so I really don't know if I'll be able to raise hell over this, but I'm not going to try just yet. I hold it as a backup plan for now. I believe I've made my point and I think my "friends" at the NT Daily will be a bit hesitant to refuse my articles in the future in much the same way a basketball referee would be hesitant to call the same foul that previously elicited a raging outburst from a coach.


My next technical writing project is (cringe) a group project. We have been instructed to come up with some subject matter for writing a 15-20 page technical manual. Among the example topics used by her former students:

Training a dog or horse
Applying for disability, life insurance, or other benefits
Organizing a wedding reception or a wedding ceremony
Training manual for your company's new employees

I didn't much like any of these. I suggested to my group that our project should carry the title, "A Dummy's Guide to Taking Over a Small, Worthless African Country."

I thought it was a wonderful idea, but my group members didn't go for it and my teacher vetoed it for technical reasons. "It's too complicated for this project," she said. You could not write a manual like that in 15-20 pages."

"Of course you could!" I insisted. "It's not that complicated!"

"I think it's more complicated than you think," she said. I was disappointed, but I left it at that.

But then I had another idea. "What about 'A Grinch's Guide to Stealing Christmas"? I asked enthusiastically. Once again though, my teacher tried to give me a technical reason why this was not feasible.

"But you're writing to Grinches and that would be a very narrow audience," she protested.

"Not necessarily!! Besides, this wouldn't exactly be serious. For example, we could have a section on how to assassinate Santa Claus, another on how to systematically steal presents out of every home, and so on."

This got to the heart of the matter. My teacher seemed to realize I wasn't about to be deterred on technical excuses this time, and so she simply had to tell me flatly that I could not have an unserious project. It had to have some basis in reality.

I was very disappointed. It seems there is no room for fun or creativity in tech writing.


The MLB Playoffs have proceeded along a fairly predictable trajectory thus far:
The Braves went out in the first round once again. The Cardinals have seen little serious competition and the Yankees are troucing the Red Sox.

I could have predicted a Yankees-Cardinals World Series back in August. Still though, that series should be a good one.


I ran across this at one of the blogs I read:

How many absurdists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer:

Fish.

15 October 2004

ColumnGate; My campus paper silenced me, then lied about it

It seems I've finally broken through. The NT Daily finally bothered to publish one of my pieces. Great. Wonderful. About time.

Well that's not all. No sir.

Directly above my article on the Views page, they published an editorial claiming that they've essentially been ideologically neutral and that they've published all columns that have been submitted to them this year except one which was apparently quite vulgar and non-political in any case.

This is either an honest mistake or a despicable lie. And I wrote the commentary editor to make that plain to him:

"The Daily has refused only one column this semester -- a non-political piece that could not be run because of its offensive nature. All other columns, including political submissions, have been published."

Really?

This is news to me since I have submitted no fewer than three columns and had each one of them refused until just today when you finally ran one of my pieces some two weeks after I had originally submitted it.

I personally handed in one of my pieces to [the editor in chief] in GAB the week before the start of the term. The other was handed in to someone who works the front desk (I don't know her name) in your office in GAB. I asked her to give it to the commentary editor. She said she would give it to [the editor in chief] who would redirect it accordingly. I thanked her and left.

I've read your Views page fairly closely since arriving on campus and I won't disagree with the thesis of your editorial today. I think you've been very fair in the way you publish across the ideological spectrum [this is me attempting to be conciliatory]. I don't know why you refused two of my pieces. I really have no idea. I had started to think you weren't going to publish my pieces no matter how good they were or how many I submitted.

But you did refuse them. And certainly, that is your prerogative, but you may not pretend that I didn't submit them or that you didn't refuse them.

I think you owe it to me and to your readers to issue a correction.

Most sincerely,
[Kreliav]


I got a response:

I'm sorry [Kreliav], but I only recall receiving the one
column from you - that we ran today. If you submitted
others, I didn't receive them or I didn't make a note
of it, which I doubt.

[Commentary Editor]


I responded:

[Commentary Editor],
You misunderstand me. My intention was not to accuse you personally. I've
never handed anything in to you, yourself (aside from the one I e-mailed to
you which you ran today).

But I did deliver two columns to the Daily office which never made it to
print. Perhaps there is an organization problem within the office and my
pieces were simply lost. Perhaps you are simply accustomed to receiving
column submissions through e-mail and hard copy submissions, for one reason
or another, never make it as far as your desk. I don't know.

Again, there's nothing wrong with taking columns only through e-mail, but it
would be nice if you would specify as much. As it is, your column submission
instructions clearly give the idea that hand delivered columns are equally
permissible.

Either way, I have no idea what happened to my columns or why you never saw
them. Maybe you should ask [editor in chief] about it.

But I do know that the statement in your editorial this morning to the
effect that you've printed all but one column is simply not true. I think a
correction would be in good order.

[Kreliav]


I have not gotten a response to this last e-mail all day, and unless a correction appears in the paper tomorrow, I'm prepared to make this into something much much bigger if I can.

Tell me what this looks like: a paper that publishes my article two weeks after I originally submitted it. When the paper had a sudden change of heart and decided to run my article, the commentary editor told me that he had "initially had doubts" about my format selection, but that now, it would "make a nice change for the commentary page."

On the same day, they issue an editorial saying they had published all articles they had received, and thus, cannot be declared to be ideologically biased!

What could explain their sudden change of heart with respect to my articles? Could it be that they suddenly decided to publish one (one that was out of date and only edited by me to make it appropriately current and fit for printing) in hopes of appeasing me and shutting me up so they could safely trumpet their ideological neutrality the next day in a self-congratulatory editorial?

Maybe or maybe not. But the circumstantial evidence is there.

What would David Horowitz make of all this?

11 October 2004

Red River Shootout; War Justification

I'll admit it: I really don't know anything about football. I don't understand any of the intricacies that fill the busy minds of the coaches on the sidelines. I never played it competitively, never learned how it's done right, and everything I know about it, I've pretty much learned just from watching games on tv.

And whenever I play Madden on PS2, I usually get slaughtered no matter who I'm playing against (often though, that has something to do with the fact that when on defense, I can never resist the temptation to lineup directly behind the QB and maul him as soon as he hikes it -- the subsequent laughter is usually well worth the five yard offsides penalty).

And that's what makes me so mad about the UT-OU game this weekend. Mack Brown's offensive scheme is an absolute joke -- even I can see it. It's clear to even me that to beat a guy like Bob Stoops, you've got to keep him guessing. The problem is that with Vince Young as the Texas QB, Bob Stoops is put in the predicament of guessing if Texas will keep it on the ground with Cedric Benson or if they will... keep it on the ground with Vince Young.

How can you expect to beat OU with no passing game?!

It was just so disgusting to watch Young. Couldn't even hit his receivers on the easiest five yard bootlegs. Short laterals were not even catchable. To be fair, Young did carry the ball 16 times for 54 yards.

But who cares?! Why do you need a QB who can run the ball when you've already got Cedric Benson?! You're not going to beat OU with two RBs and no QB. If the OU secondary is lining up on the line of scrimmage every time and you keep running, that's a real problem. It usually means you're going to get shut out.

Which is exactly what happened.

Were I a UT student, all I would want for Christmas after Saturday's game would be Mack Brown's head on a platter. I think it's about time for that.



I cleaned up on Josh Claybourn's feedback boards the other day. Here's one of my posts.

There were a number of good justifications for war of course, but none of you have it quite right here. Mr. Claybourn and most of the rest of you has seized onto the easy ones -- the ones provided to the public because they could so easily fit into ten second soundbites and would be acceptable to potential allies whom the President was busy courting.

The real justifications don't fit into soundbites. I'll give you an example.

First, let's consider the big lesson of Pearl Harbor for a moment. At Pearl Harbor, an isolationist nation was suddenly attacked and forced to acknowledge the bitter reality that it no longer had the luxury of keeping its head in the sand. It learned that it had to reach out into the world, to jump back into world affairs and to press its ideals and interests, leaving behind its geopolitical reservations.

There's a quote that illustrates this point. Forgive me for having no idea where I got it or who said it.

"If you don't visit a bad neighborhood, it will visit you."

As in Pearl Harbor, the bad neighborhoods came to visit America on September 11. And though America wasn't quite so isolationist on 9/11, it learned that it's Middle East policies needed an overhaul. Tolerating the authoritarian status quo was no longer an option. It needed to press its values.

Both Pearl Harbor and 9-11 gave America this message: that it could no longer afford to live strictly according to its own vital interests. It had to promote its ideals. It's (it was) time to make the world a better place.

Looking exclusively at Iraq is where most of you seem to be going wrong. This was about much more than just Saddam. It was about Syria. It was about Iran; perhaps most of all, it was about Saudi Arabia.But you have to look at the whole region. Everything major foreign policy action undertaken by the U.S. in the post-9/11 world must be looked at in terms of its implications for the Middle East as a whole.

No longer is there a substantial threat to the Saudi monarchy in Iraq. And so very suddenly, the United States now has the leverage to put significant pressure on the Saudis to reform and liberalize.

Saudi Arabia has been a major problem. The majority of the 9/11 hijackers came from Saudi. But now Saudi and various other Arab states are no longer free to tacitly encourage anti-Western extremism as a means of deflecting internal dissatisfaction from their own governments. The Saudis, the Egyptians, the Pakistanis, the Yemenis are all suddenly becoming our allies in this war. Islamic extremism is suddenly their enemy too.

The Iraq invasion has allowed us to mobilize substantially greater diplomatic pressure on Iran and Syria to crack down on terrorist elements within their borders (such governments tend to be a bit more flexible when one of their neighbors is host to 130,000 U.S. troops).

You won't read about any of this in the papers. Unless there's a major photo-op or a visit by a major head of state, the media thinks nothing has happened. The real action is taking place in embassies and through coded diplomatic messages that typically escape the MSM's radar. There's a lot going on, but most of it is going on behind the scenes. We will read about it in history books in 20 years (or in intelligence reports today if we're lucky enough to have access), but for now, we won't know about most of it.

The point I'm trying to get across is this: it's just not as simple as - "did Saddam have WMD? Yes or no?" And those who see it that way are only looking through the blurry, distorted prism provided by the mainstream media.

But it's all so much more complex than what you read in the papers. I just gave you an abbreviated war justification without even mentioning WMD or Al Qaeda.

And this war is NOT simply a war against Al Qaeda (those of you who think it is should vote for Kerry). This is a war of ideas and it's about changing the way Muslims and Arabs view themselves and the world. Our enemies are not just Al Qaeda in the same way that our enemies in the wake of Pearl Harbor were not just Japanese.

Our enemies in WWII were fascists everywhere and today we have to fight radical Islamists everywhere. September 11 was not an isolated incident carried out by a unique group of terrorists. It reflected a broader trend of terrorist attacks against U.S. interests over the previous two decades which we consistently ignored to our detriment. Each time we ignored it, we looked weak. Our enemies became emboldened. And they constantly plotted more and greater attacks.

To opt for convenient stability over pressing our values in the Middle East, as some of you seem to desire, is to make the same mistake that led us to September 11 -- to continue ignoring that long series of attacks against the United States that culminated in September 11.

And so this absolutely cannot be made into a law enforcement issue. To argue that this is simply about hunting down Al Qaeda or that we should continue to wait until threats become imminent before acting is to learn NOTHING from 9/11.

And so not only was ordering the invasion of Iraq the correct move in my mind, it was an absolute no-brainer. I have a checklist of reasons, each as long and detailed as the one I just gave, for invading Iraq. None of you people seem to understand them because you're all hung up on asking the same yes/no questions being asked by a stale media that understands none of the complexities of foreign policy.

Certainly though, the administration's conduct of the war after the fall of Baghdad is very much a different matter -- a debate for another thread perhaps.

Posted by: Kreliav on October 8, 2004 03:48 PM


I can never seem to write as forthrightly as that here because I tend to need a question to respond to rather than writing from scratch. Feedback forums give me that.

I've got more to post, but I've got to get to class right now.

06 October 2004

Hoagland's Approach

Brilliant and creative, Jim Hoagland has written a fascinating analysis on what the war on terror should become in the coming years. If ever I've heard something that could pass for an alternative to the Bush blueprint for the war on terror, here is something that could be it.

Hoagland argues that the war is less about forcing democratic values on Middle Easter nations than about laying the proper groundwork so that moderate Muslims can discredit the fanatics within their own countries. It's a Muslim problem, Hoagland argues, and so Muslims must do the bulk of the fighting. The implication seems to be that Muslim nations, to a substantial extent, already have democratic values, and that the primary U.S. objective should be to empower those pro-democratic elements within the Arab world.

The related military campaigns in Afghanistan and Iraq -- the operational definition of the "war on terrorism" -- have had this clarifying effect: Muslim governments that for more than a quarter-century ignored or sought to profit from the spread of intolerance toward non-Muslims can no longer pursue those options with impunity. The intolerance they countenanced or actively encouraged has metastasized into an all-consuming ideology of religious hatred that now threatens them as well.

Egypt and Saudi Arabia can no longer callously export their extremists and the Wahhabist-inspired doctrine that animates them. Sudan and Yemen can no longer safely sell protection and material support to al Qaeda and its ilk. When the USS Cole was bombed in 2000, Yemeni authorities, aided by solicitous U.S. diplomats and policymakers, frustrated the original FBI investigation of the attack.

Now Yemen helps in the hunt for al Qaeda. A Yemeni court imposed death sentences on two of the Cole saboteurs last week. That is one measure of the change wrought in the brutal opening phase of the struggle to contain and eradicate the most virulent strains of intolerance. [...]

When kidnappers demanded as ransom that the French government change a law about religious attire in schools that affected the country's large Muslim minority, the leaders of that community quickly rejected that interference with their rights and duties as French citizens. Last week British Muslims went on television to plead for the life of a British hostage. Muslim clerics in Turkey and Egypt have asked for the release of fellow nationals as an Islamic duty.

As small and halting as they may be, such reactions represent progress over the moral and strategic blindness that prevailed in the region on Sept. 10, 2001.


I've quoted it at length above, but it really should be read in full. It's good stuff, and in actual fact, it has worked in conjunction with the Bush doctrine rather than as an alternative to it. But it's an interesting approach that deserves to be articulated more fully by both campaigns, as it will probably be employed by the winner regardless of who that turns out to be.


04 October 2004

Wet, wet, wet

Oh, how I wish I had taken Mom's advice and brought an umbrella with me.

As I recall, I never used to bother with an umbrella at least when I was at Iowa State. The difference is that it was always cold at ISU, forcing me to have a jacket at the very least. But now here I sit in the computer lab at UNT, soaked to the bone with no hooded jacket or umbrella. The lab monitor was kind enough to hand me a handful of paper towels as I walked in.

I finished reading The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It's not nearly as detailed or polished as Lord of the Rings, but still has a charm that is very much its own. The parallels are much easier to grasp than in LotR.

I bombed my accounting test. I couldn't work up the motivation to study for more than a couple hours. I don't care. I'm going to switch to journalism or poli sci anyway.

01 October 2004

Thoughts on Debate #1

This may well be the only debate I watch. Foreign policy is almost the only issue I really care about in this election.


Kerry helped himself out significantly tonight. He looked much more presidential and confident tonight than he often ordinarily does during speeches and interviews. The result of the conventions was that the Bush team managed to turn the tables on Kerry. Whereas the Kerry campaign had intended to make this election a referendum on Bush, a number of powerful speakers at the RNC managed to turn it into a referendum on Kerry.

Tonight, Kerry seemed to be defying that trend. It was John Kerry who was on the attack most of the night. And in the battle of styles, Kerry certainly won hands down. The Kerry campaign should be pleased.

But I don't think he helped himself out enough. He certainly got a hit, but he needed a home run. The Senator leveled a broad array of charges at the President. And that might be his problem. His attacks were many but none of them went very deep. None of them seemed to stick. None were memorable.

The President looked tired and seemed to be missing his usual focus and grace. But he had a single attack message. It was consistent. It was coherent; and he drove it home time and again.

"I've shown the American people I know how to lead."

"...people know where I stand."

"People out there listening know what I believe."

"The best way to defeat them is to never waver..."

"First of all, what my opponent wants you to forget is that he voted to authorize the use of force and now says it's the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place. I don't see how you can lead this country to succeed in Iraq if you say wrong war, wrong time, wrong place. What message does that send our troops? What message does that send to our allies? What message does that send the Iraqis? No, the way to win this is to be steadfast and resolved and to follow through on the plan that I've just outlined."

"My opponent says help is on the way, but what kind of message does it say to our troops in harm's way, 'wrong war, wrong place, wrong time'? Not a message a commander in chief gives, or this is a 'great diversion.'"

"They're not going to follow somebody who says this is the wrong war at the wrong place at the wrong time. They're not going to follow somebody whose core convictions keep changing because of politics in America."

"I think what is misleading is to say you can lead and succeed in Iraq if you keep changing your positions on this war. And he has. As the politics change, his positions change. And that's not how a commander in chief acts."

"The only consistent about my opponent's position is that he's been inconsistent. He changes positions. And you cannot change positions in this war on terror if you expect to win."

"I understand what it means to the commander in chief. And if I were to ever say, 'This is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place,' the troops would wonder, how can I follow this guy? You cannot lead the war on terror if you keep changing positions on the war on terror and say things like, 'Well, this is just a grand diversion.' It's not a grand diversion. This is an essential that we get it right."

"My concerns about the senator is that, in the course of this campaign, I've been listening very carefully to what he says, and he changes positions on the war in Iraq. He changes positions on something as fundamental as what you believe in your core, in your heart of hearts, is right in Iraq. You cannot lead if you send mixed messages. Mixed messages send the wrong signals to our troops. Mixed messages send the wrong signals to our allies. Mixed messages send the wrong signals to the Iraqi citizens."

"...what I won't do is change my core values because of politics or because of pressure."

"If America shows uncertainty or weakness in this decade, the world will drift toward tragedy. That's not going to happen, so long as I'm your president."


John Kerry has a few nails, all of which are still sticking up about halfway. President Bush has mostly focused on one nail. And he's driven it home.

There's a scene in Star Trek: First Contact. A Federation fleet is battling a massive Borg cube. The Enterprise arrives and Captain Picard takes command of the fleet. He directs the fleet to cease firing aimlessly at the Borg ship and instead directs all their fire at a single location of vulnerability on the ship. The Borg ship explodes.

The Kerry campaign urgently needs Captain Picard to arrive to give the campaign more direction and to provide a more concise, coherent, and memorable line of attack.

But I don't think Captain Picard is coming. And unless he does, resistance is futile.