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25 May 2004

Thoughts on the President's Speech

"Our enemies in Iraq are good at filling hospitals, but they don't build any. They can incite men to murder and suicide, but they cannot inspire men to live in hope and add to the progress of their country. The terrorists only influence is violence and their only agenda is death."

Just what proportion of Arabs are more interested in building up a society than in killing Americans and Israelis? To which Arabs is it more appealing to build schools, hospitals, businesses, restaurants than to fight America? Terrorists hate their enemies more than they love life? What of the Iraqi people? What of the rest of the Arab world?

"In the city of Fallujah there has been considerable violence by Saddam loyalists and foreign fighters, including the murder of four American contractors. American soldiers and Marines could have used overwhelming force.

Our commanders, however, consulted with Iraq's governing council and local officials and determined that massive strikes against the enemy would alienate the local population and increase support for the insurgency.

So we have pursued a different approach."

Mr. President, you promised massive retaliation in Fallujah. The insurgents braced for it. It never came.

Mr. President, do you suppose that not responding to atrocities against American soldiers will not increase support for the insurgency? Do you suppose that sending the message that America is weak and vulnerable will not increase support for the insurgency? Mr. President, do you not take pride in being a bold, decisive leader? This latest decision looks much less like Ronald Reagan or FDR than like Jimmy Carter.

"Like every nation that has made the journey to democracy, Iraqis will raise up a government that reflects their own culture and values.

I sent American troops to Iraq to defend our security, not to stay as an occupying power. I sent American troops to Iraq to make its people free, not to make them American."

What is the secret of America's success? Is it merely its political system and ideals? Or does America's strength lie in its core cultural values? Is the political surface on top the overriding factor that determines the success of societies in confronting modernity? Or is it that deep ocean of cultural values and customs that lies underneath more important?

If Iraq is to become a successful and modern society, to what extent must it copy America?

The President appears to have much more Thomas Paine than Edmund Burke in him.

"Our terrorist enemies have a vision that guides and explains all their varied acts of murder. They seek to impose Taliban-like rule country by country across the greater Middle East...

They seek weapons of mass destruction to impose their will through blackmail and catastrophic attacks.

None of this is the expression of a religion. It is a totalitarian, political ideology pursued with consuming zeal and without conscious."

Oh? It's a funny thing about political ideologies: they have only come from the West. From no non-Western nation has a secular political ideology ever materialized. If radical Islam is a political ideology as the President says, it would be more accurate to call it a religious political ideology.

Indeed, most political ideologies have, at the least, a positive program or vision for society. Radical Islamists, by and large, have none. Terrorists talk nothing of what they want to build, only of what they want to destroy.

Is the War on Terror really a clash of political ideologies? Or it it a clash of something much more ominous? Religions? Civilizations?


22 May 2004

A-Rod Had It Coming

"A-Fraud!"

"Pay-Rod!"

"Watch out for in your ear!"

Jeers from Texas Rangers fans, all directed at a player who is arguably the best in franchise history.

The media just doesn't get it; and the media account of Friday night's game between the Yankees and Rangers didn't quite do it justice.

A little context is in order.

When Juan Gonzalez made his return trip to Arlington as a member of the Detroit Tigers in 2000, Rangers fans stood and applauded. There were a few boos, but it was overwhelmingly positive response. Like A-Rod, Juan immediately silenced the crowd by hitting a long home run deep to left field. The difference is that lifelong Rangers fans got back on their feet and applauded Juan. As A-Rod rounded the bases, the mild cheers from Yankees fans were gradually overtaken by a steady chorus of boos from home team supporters.

When Pudge Rodriguez made his return trip to Arlington recently, there was not a fan in the ballpark who didn't stand and applaud. Ranger fans still love Pudge.

By contrast, if A-Rod was cheered at all at Americaquest Field in Arlington on Friday night, the emanated exclusively from Yankees fans. There was much for Rangers fans to cheer about Friday night, but nothing elicited a more energized response than a high, inside fastball that sailed rather close to A-Rod's head. When A-Rod struck out looking, this brought on more raucous cheers than Laynce Nix's home run.

Shouldn't we like A-Rod? After all, he gave us an MVP season and three MVP-caliber seasons. So why all the bad blood between A-Rod and the Arlington faithful?

If Ranger fans love Pudge and Juan so much, why not A-Rod? What gives?

Well, it's pretty simple.

A-Rod was ours. And we were paying him the big bucks to be our guy. A-Rod was routinely booed at every ballpark he went to after he signed the now-infamous $25 million/year contract to play for the Texas Rangers. Except ours. We liked A-Rod. And our team owner elected to forego a large sum to keep him here for ten years. The national media routinely jeered our team for giving so much to one player. We didn't care. And even if the media was correct, we could still get our kicks by heading out to the little ol' Ballpark in Arlington and watching the best player in baseball -- the guy you couldn't see by going to Yankee Stadium, Fenway Park, or Turner Field.

But the deal was for ten years. NOT THREE. Long-term investments are just more expensive than short-term. It's like that everywhere, but in baseball especially. If Alex Rodriguez had signed a deal to play for the Rangers for as many years as he ended up playing for them, there's no way Tom Hicks would have offered him $25 million/year.

A-Rod knew perfectly well he was taking a chance by signing with the Rangers. He knew they might not win right away. But he decided after only three years that he had to have it both ways. He wanted the money and the world series ring. So he asked for a trade.

He could have asked Hicks to restructure his contract to free up room on the payroll to sign more players. He didn't do that. A-Rod wanted to win. But he wanted the money too. He had to have both. He had to have them now.

So the Rangers ended up trading A-Rod to the only team with whom they could work out a deal: the New York Yankees. If A-Rod had gone to a small-market team -- the Tigers, the Royals, the Twins -- he might not have provoked such antipathy from Ranger fans. Not every boo on Friday night was an anti-A-Rod reaction. Only when mixed with existing anti-Yankee sentiment did feelings about A-Rod become so volatile on Friday.

For only three years -- and certainly three spectacular years -- A-Rod probably deserved $15 - $20 million of the money the Tom Hicks paid him.

But justice is ever elusive.

The Rangers ended up paying A-Rod $140 million for only three years. That's nearly $47 million/year for only three years. That is not what we bargained for. That's robbery.

And why? Because A-Rod wouldn't be patient with us. He wasn't willing to live up to his end of the bargain and give us the ten years he promised. He had to have it all now.

That's not all. After he left, he made a comment during an interview to the effect that he wanted to leave Texas because the ownership was going to surround him with "twenty-four kids."

Local media in the Dallas area has speculated that this comment has had a lot to do with the Rangers' dramatic success this year. Rangers players have all, to a man, said that they harbor no bitter feelings towards A-Rod; that they harbor no animosity towards him over that comment.

But it's an obvious charade. Every player in that clubhouse knows perfectly well that A-Rod could have substituted 'spare' for 'kids' without losing an iota of his intended meaning. It's a fair bet that something awoke inside A-Rod's former teammates when they read that quote. Apparently, the Arlington faithful didn't like it much either.

So not only did Alex Rodriguez make off from Arlington like a bank robber by selfishly neglecting to live up to his end of the contract deal, he insulted his former teammates after he left.

He kicked dirt on his old team on his way out of town.

Are we really supposed to cheer for this guy?

The public address announcer at Americaquest Field, Chuck Morgan, has a biting sense of irony. Before the Rangers took the field Friday night, he played "The Kids Are Alright" over the loudspeakers for the whole ballpark to hear. He played it again in the ninth inning, at which point, a Ranger win was a sure bet.

Well, the kids are alright. And that is really the outstanding irony here. A-Rod wanted to win. He could go for it the cheap way, the mercenary way by defecting to the Yankees; or he could go for it honest way by sticking it out with the team to which he had pledged himself.

It was a choice between winning and honor. A-Rod chose winning. And so now Rangers fans, feeling betrayed, are rooting hard that he will have neither.

Can you blame them?

21 May 2004

Fight the War; Politics Later

"Hold on! Hold on! Hold on, now! Don't you know there's a war on?"
--George Bailey (Jimmy Stewart), It's a Wonderful Life

I have noticed a considerable level of discomfort among mainstream conservatives over President Bush. The source of dissatisfaction stems primarily from his domestic agenda. He is not a true conservative, they feel. Spending levels have increased dramatically under his tenure. He's not a true Reagan conservative. Where is his principled stance for smaller government?

Have a look at Josh Claybourn's blog for example. And there is much talk in political circles that Bush's conservative base will be insufficiently energized this November due primarily to demoralization over Bush's domestic agenda.

But conservatives who feel this way should feel it their duty to suck it up and vote for Bush in November anyway. There is too much at stake in this election to worry about loose ends in the President's domestic priorities. America is at war. The nation needs President Bush in the oval office, and this is no time to quibble over domestic politics.

The Reagan era is over. Get over it. There are more important things to worry about than abstract statistical indicators about the size of government. This is no time to worry about politics. America is more important than frivolous fights over domestic agendas.

Don't you know there's a war on?

20 May 2004

Troy

I saw Troy recently. It is very much in the same mold as other war movies with a medieval/ancient setting such as Braveheart and the LotR movies.

This one is different from them though. It is different in that the storyline, the characters, even the music are so conspicuously uninspired.

Those who have seen the movie will tell you that the primary character of focus in the movie is Achilles, played by Brad Pitt. They are wrong: the main character is Brad Pitt. Achilles is given the exact same character traits, demeanor, and personality of every character in every movie played by Brad Pitt. He is the character who both impresses and appalls everyone with whom he comes in contact. He has both impressive abilities and a heartless, repulsive personality. He listens to no one and is driven primarily by his own ego and enormous capacity for spite towards those foolish enough to trample on it. I've seen few Brad Pitt movies. But a few I have seen. And the above description is a rough blueprint of all of the characters he plays. I don't know much about Achilles. Ancient history is not my forte. But I know enough to make an educated guess to the effect that the central character of this movie had much less to do with Homer's Achilles than with Brad Pitt.

Most cheap, uninspired R-rated movies have one irrelevant, token sex scene. This one had no fewer than four. Perhaps more -- I wasn't exactly keeping track.

I have something of a problem seeing the Orlando Bloom running around Troy with a bow and arrow like that. It just didn't look right. It's roughly the same as watching a movie in 1985 with Mark Hammil running about with a sword. A green sword. A green sword that glows.

The music was really bad. Or perhaps not. Music in movies is intended primarily to reinforce the emotional message emanating from the screen. But in Troy, there was very little to reinforce. It's as though the directors realized how badly they had failed to convey the appropriate emotional effects, and were forced to rely on the music to produce that effect, rather than reinforce what was already there.

The music in most scenes consisted primarily of vocals. It was as though the directors, realizing the intended emotional effects were completely absent, needed something to cue the audience to feel a certain way. They used vocals for this. It flopped tremendously.

The directors also seemed to take great pains to remind the audience that what they were seeing was a different world, a foreign culture. Only a few movies have succeeded so completely in making the audience feel as though they were really somewhere else -- in another culture. Dances With Wolves did this, as did Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Troy tried to do this. It couldn't seem to make up its mind though. Much of the movie was obviously adapted for the sake of Hollywood drama. If the script and characters and general atmosphere had remained largely faithful to Homer's Illiad, Troy could have been something special. But too often, for example, the gods were treated as fiction -- as make-believe, a great folly of the Greeks. And though the directors tried to show a different world, a new culture, they could not help but present the movie through the lens of cultural chauvinism.

The audience did not need to be taught that the Greek gods were not real. They would much rather, for a brief two-hour experience, see them as real. They want to see ancient Greece as Greeks would have seen it, not as twenty-first century Americans see it. But the directors could not make up their mind, and ended up giving us something between the former and the latter.

It was all very uninspired. Two stars out of five.


13 May 2004

The Case for Pudge

Rob Neyer of ESPN.com has written a ridiculously simplistic (and obviously biased) analysis that ranks in order the ten greatest catchers of all-time. In it, he has Pudge Rodriguez ranked as far down as #10. I have written him an e-mail, pasted below.

The Case for Pudge

Rob,
Your ranking of baseball's greatest catchers is based on an appallingly simplistic, one-dimensional analysis. It surprises me that baseball writers like you could be so unconscious of the new developments that have taken place even very recently that mandate new levels of analysis when taking on questions such as this one.

Your analysis is outdated. There was a time, perhaps fifteen years ago, when it would have been perfectly adequate.

But that time has past. Something has happened in baseball during that time that has revolutionized the position of catcher, forcing baseball analysts to consider it in different terms and to take new variables into account.

I give you Ivan Pudge Rodriguez, the man who, even with your grossly outdated analysis, would easily have ranked in the top five had he spent the prime of his career in pinstripes instead of Ranger red/blue. Pudge is quite arguably the best catcher there ever was, and it seems the only experts who recognize that are the ones who live in Dallas.

There has never been anyone like Pudge. You can adequately weigh the relative merits of Johnny Bench, Carlton Fisk and Yogi Berra using the same monotonous criteria. You might compare their offensive stats such as adjusted OPS and games played, as you have done. It is the same way for nearly every position. Defense is determined by factors such as fielding percentage; and this variable is usually left out of the analysis entirely since all major league players tend to have relatively high ones. And so when comparing Willie Mays to Ted Williams or Lou Gehrig to Mark McGwire, for example, no one ever mentions defense. It is a variable rarely brought into the analysis because the relative difference is always negligible against the backdrop of more significant offensive categories. And for years, it was much the same way with catchers.

Until Pudge. The day when catchers were, just as first basemen and right fielders, evaluated primarily by offensive prowess is over. That era is long gone. And Pudge Rodriguez is the one who ended it.

Of course, you did not take into account any such defensive-oriented stats such as caught-stealing percentage (CS%) in your analysis. You couldn't. It’s impossible to do so because no one kept track of such things in the era of Berra or even Fisk. As good as Johnny Bench was and for all the gold gloves he won, no one ever watched him pick off base runners so routinely and thought, "My God! No one ever steals on this guy!" No indeed, and so such statistics as caught-stealing percentage were tracked only with the coming of Pudge.

The way Pudge so habitually fired laser beams behind excessively confident runners, sending them back to the dugout was something new to baseball. And Pudge gradually came to be feared and respected by runners on the basepaths much the same way Bonds is feared by pitchers. Just as pitchers so frequently surrender to Bonds and issue the intentional pass, so did the Kenny Loftons of the league begin to take only the most modest leads off first base when Pudge was behind the plate. The opposing running game was completely shut down. And the modest leads that runners took off first base frequently precluded them from scoring on balls hit to the gaps. Indeed, in the past, a runner was never considered to have stolen a base off of a particular catcher. It was as though the arm strength of the man behind the plate were another irrelevant defensive statistic that showed only a negligible difference between two given catchers. Not until Pudge was the catcher considered such a significant factor on defense for doing things like shutting down the opposition running game.

Pudge Rodriguez did not play in Boston or New York or even your beloved Kansas City. And so it appears the most revolutionary baseball player of the last fifty years has still not found his way onto your radar screen. This is because you cannot sit there in your New York condo and measure all of the achievements of Pudge Rodriguez with numbers on paper. There is no way to measure how many runs were saved in an inning because a base-runner so carelessly led a bit far off first base. There is no way to measure how many runs were saved because runners could not take a large lead off first or second, much less steal, and were therefore prevented from scoring. There is no way to measure how many runners chose not to steal solely because Pudge was behind the plate. And so in this way, attempts to measure the scale of the Pudge revolution quickly degenerate into fruitless exercises in the realm of counterfactuals.

You see Rob, there is no way to measure Pudge's achievements on paper. The only way to obtain some feel for them is to watch him play. And it seems you haven't done much of that. While Pudge was in his prime, you were too busy watching the Yankees (or the lousy Royals.. whatever). Remember J.T. Snow barreling into Pudge last year to end the Marlins-Giants Division Series? Ever wonder if Snow might have taken a slightly larger lead at second without Pudge behind the plate? He might have scored...

There's really no way to know. You can't measure Pudge's impact. But still take note: no one has ever said this about Gary Carter or Carlton Fisk or Yogi Berra or even Johnny Bench. They were all similar players that differed slightly only in the magnitude of their skills, but not at all in the breadth of them. Only Pudge Rodriguez has transcended the traditional role of catcher.

If, in addition to being one of the five best pitchers of the last half-century, Greg Maddux had also annually batted .330, comparing him to other pitchers of his day would be somewhat problematic. Comparing Babe Ruth to any player in history also presents something of an obstacle given that, for a time, Babe was one of the American League's best pitchers.

And in the same way, you cannot so flippantly compare Pudge to Mike Piazza or Gary Carter. Pudge is in a class entirely his own.

And so now, no analyst or writer will ever be able to tackle this question again and still be taken seriously if he does not take into account the new variables that Pudge Rodriguez has added to the equation.

You did not do this. And so except that your article was posted online, I would say it's not worth the paper on which it was printed.

12 May 2004

Nick Berg

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Nicholas Berg (about 1978 - about May 2004), an American businessman seeking telecommunications work in Iraq during the U.S.-led occupation of Iraq, was captured and beheaded by Islamist militants possibly linked to Al-Qaida in May 2004. His capture and killing was said to have been carried out to avenge abuses of Iraqi prisoners by U.S. soldiers at Abu Ghraib prison.

Berg, age 26 at the time of his death, was a native of West Chester, Pennsylvania, a suburb of Philadelphia, and owned his own company, Prometheus Methods Tower Service. He worked inspecting and rebuilding communication antennas, and had previously visited Kenya and Ghana on similar projects.

Berg was graduated from West Chester Henderson High School in 1996, and attended four universities, Cornell, Drexel, the University of Pennsylvania and the University of Oklahoma. He once traveled to Africa to help a village; in Ghana, he taught villagers how to make bricks, and returned emaciated because he gave away most of his food: he returned with only the clothes on his back.



Will We See the Beheading Images Again and Again?

Sick of seeing abuse photos from Abu Ghraib? Think the story was ridiculously overblown?

The media gave a justification for showing the photos over and over again. And now it has a chance to live up to its own principles.

Jonah Goldberg pulls no punches on this one.
It's time to put up or shut up. Last week I wrote a column saying that CBS should have thought twice before showing the photos from Abu Ghraib prison. The response from readers and even some journalists was like I'd proposed banning the printing press. Numerous e-mailers said I'm no different than a Holocaust-denier who'd ban photos from Auschwitz.

Well, now we have the horrible news that Nick Berg, an American contractor, was beheaded by an al-Qaeda-affiliated group explicitly in response to the release of the Abu Ghraib photos.

I say in response to the release of the photos β€” and not the abuse β€” because that's exactly what I mean.

The Iraqi insurgents had to have known that there were abuses taking place in Abu Ghraib before those images were released. Enough prisoners had been released for the New York Times and CNN to report on the allegations, long before the photos came out. The revelation of those humiliating pictures and the political opportunities they created lead to Berg's beheading.

So now we have an opportunity to see firsthand whether the media is willing to hold to its new standard on gratuitous and sensational images, showing them no matter how offensive and no matter what the consequences.



5/11

Photos of the Nick Berg execution have been deleted.

I still think everyone ought to see them. I took them down only because they were eating up my bandwith and sending the load time for this blog through the roof.

10 May 2004

The Arabs Had It Coming!!!

Some thoughts on the differences in Western and Arab morality in light of the abuse scandals.

Faced with disgraceful acts of humiliation committed by their countrymen on a few Iraqis, Americans demand that their defense secretary step down. It's a media scandal. It's time for heads to roll.

When the Arab world is confronted with unprecedented mass murder committed by Arabs, they celebrate in the streets. Then they declare that "America had it coming." Then they blame it on an Israeli conspiracy. Meanwhile back in good ol' Nebraska, Americans everywhere are asking themselves, "Why do they hate us?"

Compulsive self-examination is one of the greatest strengths of Western cultures. But Arabs understand all too well how it can be so easily manipulated into self-doubt and made into a great weakness. All the protests that Americans are insensitive and have humiliated Arabs, all the cries for pity are but an implicit acknowledgment of the moral superiority of the American intervention. For if Americans really had engaged in all the acts that Arabs routinely complain about -- indiscriminate bombing, senseless slaughtering of civilians, and others -- appeals for mercy would be utterly fruitless, and they would be left with nothing to do but throw up their arms in despair and await their fate from a merciless enemy.

And yet, all the pity we show them only arouses their utmost contempt. All the extra measures we take to avoid civilian casualties, Americans see as the only right and proper way to fight a war. To them, it appears to be only a lack of moral conviction. It looks weak. And Iraqi insurgents are only too eager to retreat to high density areas of civilian population. They know perfectly well that Americans will not pursue them there. On occasion, they even use civilians as shields.

The Arab media and elites would like nothing better than for the American public to look at the photos of American abuse and walk away with the conclusion that perhaps America lacks the moral fortitude to fight this war.

Victor Davis Hanson, in his weekend article, makes an interesting observation about the Russians:
The Russians are not quite folk like the Israelis or Americans. They really don't care much if you hate them; they are likely to do some pretty scary things if you press them; they don't have too much money to shake down; they don't put you on cable news to yell at their citizenry; and you wouldn't really wish to emigrate there for a teaching fellowship anyway.


That's what America needs. A little more conviction. A little more callousness. A little less doubt. Atrocities will happen in every war. That does not mean wars are not worth fighting.

Yet when we take the trouble to sort out the messy moral calculus and go in on the ground shooting and getting shot, then suddenly the Left cries war crimes and worse β€” so strong is this Western disease of wishing to be perfect rather than merely good. Such is the self-induced burden for all those who would be gods rather than mere mortals.

08 May 2004

Killer Bunny Attacks Jimmy Carter

This does not come from The Onion. It's straight from ABC News.

The truth is that Jimmy Carter was threatened by a rabid, killer bunny in the summer of 1979 while fishing near his home.
But 20 years ago this week, the Carter administration had to go into a deep huddle to figure out how to respond to reports that the leader of the free world had to fight off a belligerent bunny. "It was a non-story, but they had to respond," says presidential biographer Douglas Brinkley.
"It just played up the Carter flake factor and contributed to his public persona as something less than a commanding presence. I mean, he had to deal with Russia and the Ayatollah and here he was supposedly fighting off a rabbit."

"After writing my Carter biography I can tell you," Brinkley says, "more people ask about the bunny than about the Camp David Accord or the Panama Canal Treaty."



A Short Tribute to the Iron Horse

I've been busily throwing together ideas for columns I plan to write next fall. Usually, much of what spins around in my head shows up here. But lately, I've been thinking more about how to turn my thoughts into articles rather than blog posts. Hence, the lack of updates.

Anyway, one of my article ideas is to go into some depth about all the bad examples in the world of sports today. We idolize our athletes in America. It's become part of our culture. But it is a part of our culture that was passed down from simpler, more innocent times when there was always more to admire in our superstars than their athletic ability. We didn't used to cheer for our sports heroes for no apparent reason. We cheered for them because they were quintessential good guys. There were exceptions, of course. For most people, I'm sure Ty Cobb and Ted Williams were not exactly the choice company to have an afternoon lunch with. But there were so many athletes in the early-mid twentieth century that were heroes to America's youth. And it was for so much more than just their athletic ability.

However, athletic ability is actually what I want to talk about right now. And perhaps I'll outline some of my other thoughts afterwards.

For years, I've researched various baseball stats to determine just who is the greatest of all-time. It's a pretty much a no-brainer. Babe Ruth is the greatest. And it's really not even close. But if someone should get an honorable mention here, there is one standout. If there's one guy who deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as Ruth, I've found a prime contender. See below:



See if you can match the variables listed in the table with the following names: Ted Williams, Griffey, Lou Gehrig, A-Rod.

PlayerRBI/162 G
X Lou Gehrig149.3
Joe DiMaggio143.4
Babe Ruth143.2
Juan Gonzalez135.8
Y Ted Williams130.0
Hack Wilson127.7
Z Alex Rodriguez125.8
Mark McGwire122.2
W Ken Griffey Jr.117.1
Sammy Sosa116.8
Hank Aaron112.8
Barry Bonds109.9
Willie Mays103.0
PlayerHR/162 G
Mark McGwire50.4
Babe Ruth46.2
Z Alex Rodriguez43.8
Sammy Sosa43.4
Juan Gonzalez42.0
Barry Bonds41.5
W Ken Griffey Jr.40.7
Hank Aaron37.1
X Lou Gehrig36.9
Y Ted Williams36.8
Mickey Mantle36.2
Willie Mays35.7
Joe DiMaggio33.7
PlayerTB/162 G
X Lou Gehrig378.8
Babe Ruth374.9
Joe DiMaggio368.4
Z Alex Rodriguez368.3
Juan Gonzalez354.3
Y Ted Williams345.2
Hank Aaron336.8
W Ken Griffey Jr.336.6
Sammy Sosa331.8
Barry Bonds331.3
Willie Mays 328.4
Mark McGwire314.6
Mickey Mantle304.4
PlayerOPS
Babe Ruth1.164
Y Ted Williams1.116
X Lou Gehrig1.080
Barry Bonds1.035
Mark McGwire0.982
Joe DiMaggio0.977
Mickey Mantle0.977
Z Alex Rodriguez0.963
Willie Mays0.941
W Ken Griffey Jr.0.940
Hank Aaron0.928
Juan Gonzalez0.907
Sammy Sosa0.895

Highlight the table above to see the answers. Don't read past this point if you haven't guessed.

I rarely hear this fact emphasized in this sort of discussion: Lou Gehrig was an absolute RBI machine, the likes of which baseball has never seen since (only Juan Gonzalez compares). And sure, Gehrig never topped 50 HRs in a single season, but the fact is he more than makes up for it with his total bases.

And to step outside of the relevant statistical realm for a second, let's not forget the streak. People tend to think he played every day for thirteen straight due to good fortune with his health. Not quite.
He played every game for more than 13 seasons, despite a broken thumb, painful back spasms, and a broken toe. X-rays taken late in his career, showed Gehrig's hands had 17 different fractures that had healed while he continued to play.
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Yankees' manager Joe McCarthy refused to take Gehrig out of the lineup. Only when Gehrig's disease -- known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis and later given his name -- left him so weak that he had trouble getting to first base in time to take a throw during a routine infield grounder did he finally remove himself from the lineup and ultimately stop playing. The tragedy of it all is that his career ended so early. Cal Ripken broke Gehrig's record for consecutive games late in the twilight of his long career. We all tend to assume that Gehrig was forced into retirement at a similar point in his career. Not so. Gehrig played a modest thirteen seasons, always under the shadow of Babe Ruth and Joe DiMaggio. He was forced to quit playing baseball at only 35 years of age.

Imagine if Barry Bonds' career had ended when he was just 35.

We don't often hear the entirety of Gehrig's farewell speech at Yankee Stadium. It is usually shortened into one famous 5-second soundbite. But it sounds much more extraordinary when the context is provided. Cut down in the prime of his career, Gehrig, in hs farewell speech, spoke of all the reasons he really didn't have such a raw deal -- all the reasons why he really was the luckiest man on the face of the earth. He could have talked about his spectacularly successful career, his many accomplishments on the field, his amazing abilities, the many World Series victories to which he had led the Yankees, or the enormous sum of his well-earned paycheck -- for he was certainly very lucky for all those reasons. He could have talked about the year he batted .379 with 41 home runs and 174 runs batted in. And no doubt, it would have drawn explosions of cheers from the Yankee faithful.

But he didn't do that. Lou Gehrig was a humble man, and it just wasn't his style to talk about himself. He was lucky, he said, because of all the wonderful people he had been exposed to throughout his career. Throughout that entire speech, he never once pointed to himself. It was all about other people. He was the luckiest man on the face of the earth because other people had been so good to him and he had had the privilege to know them.

What a world of difference from today's money-grubbing, ego-driven athletes. Kobe Bryant and Alan Iverson could learn a thing or two from Lou Gehrig.

03 May 2004

The Best Team in Baseball

Is it the Yankees? The Atlanta Braves? The Boston Red Sox?

Try the Texas Rangers.

At 16-9, the A-Rod-less Rangers stand alone atop the major leagues with baseball's best record.

Dad and I went to a double-header at the Ballpark in Arlington Saturday evening. Scores of Red Sox fans showed up. I would estimate some 40% of the fans present were obnoxiously cheering for Boston. In all the games I went to during the late 90's (from 1996-1999, I attended 20 games/year on average), I can never remember the Red Sox having such a colossal nationwide following. The Yankees certainly had one. The Cubs had one for sure. But Boston? No way. I've never seen them show up in Arlington in any substantial numbers. Even Mariners fans would shop up at in greater numbers.

Something changed. And I can think of two things that might possibly account for it.
1) Last year, the Red Sox came one run short and one managerial blunder too many away from the World Series. Winning brings out more fans. This explanation seems tenuous. The Red Sox have come close to reaching the World Series before. In the late 80's/early 90's, they were the perennial division winner, only interrupted from time to time by the ascendancy of the Blue Jays.

2) Good Will Hunting. Scores of hopelessly unoriginal people have decided, after seeing Good Will Hunting, that it is cool to root for the Red Sox. And now the Red Sox have become the choice team of countless fair-weather baseball fans all across the country. This explanation might seem far-fetched, but probably has more merit than one might think at first glance. I have noticed especially how Good Will Hunting has changed the way people present themselves. People I know have tried to talk more quickly, more intelligently, though with an accent that makes them much less comprehensible -- they try to sound like Bostonians. Very often, someone will address me as "Chief." The comeback phrase, "How do you like 'dem apples?" has become part of the common lexicon. In short, Good Will Hunting was cool. And for fans who don't particularly care for any baseball team, but care greatly about how they identify themselves and how they want others to identify them, becoming a Red Sox fan was a no-brainer.

But I didn't particularly care about the Red Sox on Saturday. They were just another visiting team. Until I noticed how many obnoxious fans had turned out. And they were probably mostly Good Will Hunting Red Sox fans. I have a difficult time believing there were that many former-Boston residents in the Dallas area. I would guess that fewer than 30% of those in the Ballpark that night with a Red Sox hat on had even been to Fenway Park before.

And that's what makes those games so much fun -- not just when you like your own team, but when you especially hate the other team. They're not even real fans. They're band-wagon jumpers more devoted to their own self image than their team. They don't even deserve a team as good as the Red Sox. They deserve to be run out of town. They deserve to have their wheels completely shot off.

But there's a lot to like about the Rangers too. They don't have any Barry Bondses on their team -- no ego-crazed players, but mostly a bunch of 24-year-olds who won't make much money this year. They're not a team assembled from a checklist of available all-star free agents as the Yankees and Red Sox are. Just a bunch of home-grown white kids, many of whom were in the minor leagues less than two years ago, that defy the stereotypical image of the ego-driven, money-obsessed athlete.
If you want to know what it means to be a teammate, you need to look at how guys interact when the game is over. When R.A. Dickey came to Texas last year, he brought his pregnant wife with him. What does Blalock do to make him feel welcome? He tells Dickey to move into his place so he can take care of his family. Blalock says he and his wife will find another place to live for a while. He's 23 years old, and he has that kind of leadership? That's a team I root for.
--John Kruk, ESPN.com


It's fun to watch movies with the ultimate good guys battling the ultimate evil. And it's fun to superimpose that sort of conflict into the sporting arena if you can manage it.

In the first game, the Rangers came up with three runs in the bottom of the seventh to win 4-3. Manny Ramirez struck out all four times at bat.

And that was cool. But there was more to come.

Pedro Martinez was announced as the pitcher for the second game. A collective groan seemed to emanate from the Arlington faithful. I turned to Dad and predicted that the Rangers would be shut down and that Manny Ramirez would have hit two home runs before the fifth inning.

Not quite.

Boston jumped off to a one-run lead right away in the first inning thanks to a Johnny Damon leadoff triple. That lead lasted less than a half-inning. Hank Blalock took Pedro deep for a solo shot in the bottom half of that inning.

In the upper deck in left field, several twenty-somethings stood in an empty section, took off their shirts, and began chanting jeeringly, "Pedro! Pedro!" Gradually, more took off their shirts and went to join them until the section became nearly half-filled with shirtless men all jeering Pedro Martinez.

Pedro's night began to slowly deteriorate. And as it got worse, the chants increased and other fans joined in until much of the stadium resounded with chants of, "Pedro! Pedro!"

Pedro got roughed up for four more runs in the third inning. He left after the fourth, his team down five runs.

At one point during the game, Manny Ramirez drove a pitch into left field for a base hit. "Way to go, Manny! That's worth your $20 million!" my Dad shouted. "You're now one for six with four strikeouts!" This mocking outburst provoked a very disgusted glare from a nearby Red Sox fan. We took this to mean that his comment had really hit the mark. I imagine the Red Sox fans didn't especially enjoy themselves that night. They never had much to cheer about, and Dad and I maintained a steady stream of similar mocking jeers throughout the evening.

The Red Sox lost again last night. They came to Texas and got run out of town like weak dogs, swept away by a team without a single proven veteran on the roster, whose star player was a rookie only last year.


What Went Down in Kansas City?

As deeply as the media has delved into questions raised by buffons like Michael Moore about whether or not President Bush showed up for Guard service, one might think it would investigate questions regarding Kerry's past with at least a fraction of the same vigor and enthusiasm. That would be a mistake though. Exactly what John Kerry knew about assassination plans being hatched in Kansas City in 1971 is a subject of discussion that, for the moment, is limited primarily to pundits like Pat Buchanan. No one else seems to notice.

But Buchanan raises some interesting questions.
How do we know Kerry was in Kansas City? Because the FBI was there. Why were they checking on VVAW and Kerry? Perhaps because VVAW harbored hotheads like Camil. Perhaps because Kerry had met with the Viet Cong in Paris in 1970.

But the FBI has disclosed no record of assassination talk at Kansas City and absolves Kerry of any suggestion of violence.

Still, Kerry's conduct raises questions. Why did he and his campaign so hotly deny he was at Kansas City to the point that fellow vets and Gerald Nicosia, the pro-Kerry author of "Home to War," now believe Kerry and his campaign have been lying and covering up?

Why deny he was at Kansas City, unless he knows something rotten went on in Kansas City? And if Kerry took the assassination talk seriously enough to resign there, why did he not take it seriously enough to tell police?


Keep an eye on this one.

01 May 2004

Heads Must Roll

Finally in desperation the spineless Army chief informed the Fuehrer that the morale of the troops in the west was similar to that in 1917-1918, when there was defeatism, insubordination and even mutiny in the German army.

At hearing this, Hitler, according to Halder (whose diary is the principal source for this highly secret meeting), flew into a rage. "In what units," he demanded to know, "have there been any cases of lack of discipline? What happened? Where?" He would fly there himself tomorrow. Poor Brauchitsch, as Halder notes, had deliberately exaggerated "in order to deter Hitler," [from moving forward with plans to attack] and now he felt the full force of the Leader's uncontrolled wrath. "What action has been taken by the Army Command?" the Fuehrer shouted. "How many death sentences have been carried out?" The truth was, Hitler stormed, "the Army did not want to fight!"

"Any further conversation was impossible," Brauchitsch told the tribunal at Nuremberg in recalling his unhappy experience. "So I left." Others remembered that he staggered into headquarters at Zossen, eighteen miles away, in such a state of shock that he was unable at first to give a coherent account of what had happened.

William Shirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich (New York: MJF Books, 1959) pp. 650-651.




Alas, there is very little to reassure the faithful Maverick fan after such a sorry end to a disappointing, but hopeful season. And now it's time for changes. This isnot a time to tweak the makeup of the team with minor modifications. Replacing a couple of power forwards won't do the trick after this year.

It's time for heads to roll.

Figuratively speaking, it's high time for Mark Cuban to fly to the western front himself and see to it himself that his army is in fighting shape for next year. It's time for a few death sentences to be carried out. And it should start with Don Nelson.

Nellie has got to go. Did it strike you odd that Nellie took a technical foul after Steve Nash was whistled for a charge after getting plowed over by Chris Webber? Sure, it was a terrible call. In a regular season game, that's call that justifies taking a technical. But not during an elimination game in the playoffs!! We only lost by one!! That technical foul was the difference in the game!! That technical foul cost us the season!!

But Nellie's not the only one whose job is up for review. No one's job should be safe anymore, aside from Nash's and Nowitzki's. Antoine Walker should leave town before he's lynched an angry mob. And do we really need Michael Finley anymore? When Finley shoots 55%, he's an asset. He doesn't do that anymore. He's a Nick Van Exel-type player. He brings a lot of intangibles to the table. He's mentally tough and a team leader. But aside from having a really terrific game once every couple of weeks, he's usually a liability on the floor. He doesn't pass the ball enough and he usually throws away as many points as he scores. Can anyone honestly argue that the Mavericks aren't better off with Marquis Daniels on the floor instead of Finley?

A good case could probably be made for keeping Najera, Jamison, and the two rookie guards in Dallas. But if Cuban can bring in someone better, no one save Nash and Nowitzki should be completely off the trade block. I'm not an NBA scout. I don't know enough to speculate on who they should look to bring to Dallas to replace Walker, Finley and whoever else ends up leaving. That will probably depend on who's coaching the Mavericks next year. But clearly, what they've got won't get it done next year.

And so it's high time for Mark Cuban to begin slashing into the roster with the same breathless fury that would frighten his subordinates.

Keep Nash and Nowitzki in town. Fire the rest.