No, I don't really know what season this is. It's February. But it was 82 degrees today.
"Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
The text of one of many obnoxious bumper stickers one finds on walking through the student/faculty parking lot between the Environmental Science building and what appears to be a student dorm. I have to walk through it every day. Perhaps I'll begin cataloging all the bumper stickers I run across that seem deisgned specifically to offend a particular demographic.
I haven't written an article in some time now. I rarely went more than a week or two last semester without writing one. But frankly, writing for the paper almost seems beneath me now. Actually, it always has been. It's hard not to feel that way when discussion about foreign policy on the opinion page is apparently fanned by an editorial staff that thinks Condoleeza Rice has specifically advocated war with Iran and is visiting Europe for that express purpose. God help us.
It might not have been so bad if they had had the grace to imply that they actually only suspected that Rice was trying to build support for an Iran war behind the scenes.
They didn't.
Condi is running around trying to build up support to invade Iran while we're in the middle of Iraq?
Yeah right, Condi. Not only would invading Iran stretch our already stretched military even thinner for another unnecessary war, but would continue the trend of United States meddling in the Middle East, which is what caused the Sept. 11 attacks in the first place.
Osama bin Laden, the guy who actually attacked us, said just before the U.S. elections that any country that respects the security of the Middle East doesn't need to worry about its own. Or in other words; we attacked you because you keep meddling with us. Stop and we'll stop. So why don't we quit?
Compelling stuff. 9/11 was America's fault for being mean in the Middle East and bin Laden is a rational, misunderstood individual who just wants us to leave him alone. Oh, it's all so simple!
It makes me want to write an article putting under the microscope the moral judgment of the editorial board.
Maybe I will. Disregard what I said about writing for the paper being beneath me.
After spending two months reminescing about spending two years in Nepal, the Peace Corps plan has officially been put on the backburner.
The Peace Corps is out.
Law school is in.
I took a practice LSAT recently. I've had no previous significant LSAT practice. I basically showed up and took the practice test. On one section, called "logic games," I really didn't know what I was doing. I answered correctly 7 out of 25 questions on that section.
Somehow, I scored a 155. An improvement of only 15 points would probably get me into UT law, and almost certainly into a lot of other law schools (in fact 155 is good enough for a lot of law schools). So basically, if I just study a little, I should have no trouble getting into a decent law school. Still, I would have to worry about getting three recommendations. But whatever. I can handle that.
A very long time ago when I was home-schooled, I had a friend who had an uncle who would allow this friend of mine to direct him as he drove.
The command, "go straight" was taken quite literally. Winding curves in the road would lead to driving off the roadway until my friend troubled himself to protest, "No! Stay on the road!"
I recently attended a lecture hosted by the political science department. The Right Honourable Bruce George -- a British MP, Labour Party, I think -- was lecturing on democracy in Iraq.
That was what I was led to believe until I actually got to the lecture and it was announced that the Right Honourable Bruce George, an election monitor in many countries, would be speaking about elections in general.
Tony Blair, he was not. A rather large old fellow with some remaining white hair on the backside of his head, he was actually quite difficult to understand. I understand he's from Wales. He tends to lose himself in his own content. He used no visuals or notes of any kind, and apparently no structure to his lecture.. He simply rambled from the top of his head as though the subject matter were a sailboat that could be carried wherever his fancy dictated. Or a car that need not be limited to roadways.
He discussed elections in Ukraine and Iraq only very briefly, touched on the recent elections in America and the upcoming elections in Britain.
He spent the bulk of the lecture discussing the diplomatic dynamics between America and Europe. If I were to write out his speech in written form, the entire forty-five minute talk would be a single paragraph. All of his ideas were connected. He just tended to run with them.
He seemed very upset with the Bush administration for upsetting lots of people in Europe (though he too supported the war). European-American cooperation seemed high on his list as a normative value unto itself. There was no mention of the the concrete benefits that might result from such an approach, to say nothing of the costs.
And then when his time expired, he simply found a convenient note on which to wrap up his rather lengthy diatribe as though he had planned it that way all along.
The audience was then invited to ask questions. The fiteen remaining minutes of time permitted him to answer exactly two questions.
Having not written in over a week, I was due for a long entry. I'd write more, but I have a test and a paper due next week in the two classes that I actually care about. I'm going to be very busy this next week.
When the first installment of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter book series hit the stands in 1998, it turned an elderly Tamarac man with the same name into an overnight celebrity of sorts.
Harry Potter, then 92, started getting stares from restaurant hostesses when they read his name on the seating list.
Soon, book-toting parents began knocking on his door, asking him to sign his autograph for their children. And he answered many late-night phone calls from people wanting to know whether he was the Harry Potter...
''A lot of people would get irritated by something like that, but not him. He always got a good chuckle out of it,'' Potter's daughter, Jane Poucel, 62, said Thursday from Scottsdale, Ariz.