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28 December 2004

Out to lunch...

On hiatus until after the new year... Regular updates will resume in 2005.

21 December 2004

Reading Notes

"I'm Space Ghost. And I can open a can of spinach using my butt muscles."

I'm Kreliav. And I update my blog once a week.


"I'd like two Egg McMuffins and a large coke, please," I said to the speaker at the McDonald's drive-thru menu.

"You want just egg and muffin?"

"No no. That's two Egg McMuffins," I repeated slowly and deliberately.

"Sausage McMuffin with Egg?"

"No. Egg McMuffins."

"So, just egg and cheese?"

"No." I was starting to get impatient. "That's egg, ham, and cheese. Egg McMuffins!" I didn't want to have to explain to her that "Egg McMuffin" really was an item on their menu.

But in any case I finally saw "2 Egg McMuffin" show up on the menu screen.


I am now officially suffering from post-election burnout. I have shelved all of my books that have deal with history or political science or at any rate, require an academic mind to enjoy. I have decided to read nothing except novels until further notice.

I devoured Martin's A Game of Thrones in roughly a week. Pretty good for an 800-page book. I enjoyed it. I'll have to pick up the sequel after I finish Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell.

Martin is a lot more than a hop, skip, and a jump ahead of Robert Jordan. His world is deeper, his characters not nearly so one-dimensional, and his plot line is brutally unpredictable. Martin doesn't at all shy away from killing off his main characters, even ones that the audience might have grown significantly attached to. He likes to shake the foundations of his own world, using his plot twists to undermine the audience's understanding of it. His world is full of political intrigue swirling around epicenters of grand power struggles.

His prose is simple and elegant. He never tries to overwhelm his reader with unfamiliar terms as Jordan or impress his audience with grandiose language that is never fully justified by the content of his story.

There are some things I didn't like about it. This book is rather... adult. It is not at all too complex for children, but it definitely has some R-rated elements complete with rather graphic descriptions. There were a few characters and aspects of the world that I felt were totally superfluous to the book. The book is sufficiently enjoyable though, that all these complaints are forgiveable.

I've resolved to read Stephen King's Dark Tower series. I picked up the first book. I need something to keep me busy until Santa brings me new books on Saturday. Originally, I had planned to read one of Anne McCaffrey's books, Dragonflight, but I became so disgusted after reading about fifteen pages and feeling completely overwhelmed by unfamiliar terms and characters and a total lack of background information that I just put the book down. I don't plan to pick it up again anytime soon. Exactly what some authors find so appealing about making their readers feel clueless and disoriented is completely beyond me.

14 December 2004

Travel Plans; Iraq/Afghanistan

I've decided that perhaps after college, I should consider joining the Peace Corps. It really would be interesting to spend a couple of years in some civil war-torn country in South Asia. I was thinking of Nepal.

The Peace Corps, of course, is a bit of a long shot though. They don't take just anyone who applies, and so I would probably have to travel and volunteer a bit more.

In any case, it looks as though I may end up in Cuba and perhaps China this year. Vietnam, perhaps instead of China. I have a few options available.

Someone commented to me the other day that having visited Russia and having plans to visit Cuba and China, I was building up an impressive resume of travel to former communist countries.


"I will accept homework questions in my office until 10:30 am next Friday."

My history teacher scribbled this up on the board during my exam. It seems I'm still not quite done with school. I walked up to him after the exam was over.

"Now, there's actually a lot of those I haven't done," I said to him.

He looked up at me with raised eyebrows. It was a half-amused, and perhaps half-offended look.

"How many of those am I allowed to do?"

"If you turn 'em in, I'll take 'em," he said.

That's really not a bad deal for me. There were perhaps twelve sets of weekly homework questions that, together, make up 15% of the total grade. I've done perhaps four of them.

I'll probably have to get my act together a bit next semester when I take some real classes. Though it still remains to be seen if there is such a thing at UNT, at least in the liberal arts.


I noticed Andrew Sullivan had a piece out not long ago entitled, "The Case for Optimism in Iraq" -- or something to that end anyway. I didn't read. As you can tell, I really have a hard time putting up with anything Sullivan writes no matter how intriguing.

But I ran across some similar arguments from Fareed Zakaria. I'd never read much of Zakaria, but he mostly came across to me as a liberal stooge. So when he comes out swinging the optimistic guns in Iraq, you tend to want to sit up and listen:
Elections are likely to go ahead as scheduled. In November, as the attack on Fallujah began, I argued that it would be a turning point, one way or another. It now appears that Fallujah altered the dynamic for the better. It's not simply that it was a military victory -- everyone expected that. Far more important, the victory did not seem to generate a high political cost (something I was worried about). The uproar that was expected across Iraq in response to the operation simply did not happen. The Shia and Kurds did not complain, and even the "Sunni street" was much quieter than anticipated.

The best evidence for this comes from the audio tape released by Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi, one of the insurgent leaders, on Nov. 24, in which he laments that the clerics, leaders and people of Iraq abandoned him: "You have let us down in the darkest circumstances and handed us over to the enemy ... You have quit supporting the mujahedin ... Instead of implementing God's orders you chose safety and preferred your money and your sons."

Iraq remains unstable and highly unsafe. But if al-Zarqawi is reading the public's mood right, the insurgency is losing popular support.


Remember when Afghanistan was considered such a colossal failure roughly a year ago? Well those days are over. Quite the contrary, Afghanistan has been a quiet, but monumental success, as Krauthammer reminds us.
This in Afghanistan, which only three years ago was not just hostile but untouchable. What do liberals have to say about this singular achievement by the Bush administration? That Afghanistan is growing poppies.

Good grief. This is news? "Afghanistan grows poppies" is the sun rising in the east. "Afghanistan inaugurates democratically elected president" is the sun rising in the west. [...]

What has happened in Afghanistan is nothing short of a miracle. Who is responsible for it? The New York Times gives the major credit to "the Afghan people" with their "courage and commitment." Courage and commitment there was, but the courage and commitment were curiously imperceptible until this administration conceived a radical war plan, executed it brilliantly, liberated the country and created from scratch the structures of democracy. [...]

[A]gainst all expectations, Afghanistan is the first graduate of the Bush Doctrine of spreading democracy in rather hostile places. A success so remarkable and an end so improbable merit at least a moment of celebration.

08 December 2004

Dude...

PITTSBURGH - Dude, you've got to read this.

A linguist from the University of Pittsburgh has published a scholarly paper deconstructing and deciphering the word "dude," contending it is much more than a catchall for lazy, inarticulate surfers, skaters, slackers and teenagers.

An admitted dude-user during his college years, Scott Kiesling said the four-letter word has many uses: in greetings ("What's up, dude?"); as an exclamation ("Whoa, Dude!"); commiseration ("Dude, I'm so sorry."); to one-up someone ("That's so lame, dude."); as well as agreement, surprise and disgust ("Dude.").

Kiesling says in the fall edition of American Speech that the word derives its power from something he calls cool solidarity -- an effortless kinship that's not too intimate.



Via The Dallas Morning News

Bizarro Andrew Sullivan

I have this strange feeling I've not had in almost over a year. It's the feeling you have after you complete a huge test or project. You come home. It's finally over. Your dead tired. But because this test has caused you to have such an erratic sleep schedule and ingest massive amounts of caffeine, you don't feel like sleeping. So I'm sitting here at my computer yawning every five seconds and trying to keep my head up and unable to go to bed. Strange. I'm really just tired. I didn't even work that hard this time.

I'm too tired to read, so I might as well have some more mountain dew.

I spent the day alternately, rushing back and forth between Denton, Frisco, and downtown Dallas. Laura Ingraham had a segment on her radio show with Ann Coulter, which of course, wasn't terribly enlightening, but was, as always very, very entertaining.

I think the election really wore me out. I can't seem to force myself to read a news article anymore. And the only cool blogs I like to read are done by Andrew Sullivan, a group of libertarians, and a few others who likewise confuse original thinking with a lack of principle.

I really can't stand Sullivan. I've thought of starting a "Bizarro Andrew Sullivan" blog in which I would shamelessly copy his layout and fill it with content that argues precisely the opposite of everything he argues in his blog entries. Bizarro Andrew Sullivan would be just like the real Andrew only pure evil (and also pure good sometimes, according to the opposite of the real Andrew Sullivan). He would be just as inconsistent, wishy-washy, moderate, and unprincipled except that his exact political preferences would come from diametrically opposite poles from the real AS.

www.bizarroandrewsullivan.com

No, don't try going there. I didn't buy the domain. But yes, that would really be fun.


Santa: Space Ghost! You've destroyed the Tooth Fairy.

Space Ghost: Nuh-uh!

Santa: I know when you've been bad and good, and you've been very good! I've been trying to kill her myself for years! Ho ho ho ho ho ho!!

Moltar: But why, Santa? Why?

Santa: So that I could be the Tooth Fairy, Moltar. Then Santa could use all the little children's teeth to make bizarre and twisted toys for Santa's own amusement! Ho ho ho ho ho!!!

Space Ghost: (thinking to himself) That doesn't sound like the Santa I know.

Santa: (in evil voice) Because I'm not the Santa you know! I'm Bizarro Santa! From the Electroid Dimension!

(Santa transforms into a freakishly evil creature. Meanwhile, the Tooth Fairy appears)

05 December 2004

Friedman on Al Qaeda

I've been reading George Friedman's America's Secret War. It's really a fascinating analyst's look at the war on terror, clearing up a number of misconceptions and murky dynamics that only analysts usually understand.

I had begun a post on most of what I learned, but I'll have to put that off for a while. I read a little more than half of Kenneth Pollack's book on Iraq, after which I had around 30 pages of typed notes. As I began writing, it became clear to me that summarizing everything I've learned from Friedman thus far would take several hours and involve several pages of notes.

But so far, the book has been interesting because of the picture it paints of Al Qaeda. After reading it, it becomes clear how little most Americans really understand the war. In retrospect, we can understand the strategic objectives of Hitler during WWII or Stalin during WWIII. Few Americans even in the media really understand Al Qaeda or its own strategic objectives.

There is a tendency to view Al Qaeda as a group of half-mad lunatics who simply want to kill as many Americans as they can. They not crazy. Lunatics they may be. But they are much more sophisticated than most people seem to think. As terrorist groups go, they are almost in a league of their own. They have such an intricate understanding of U.S. intelligence that they are nearly impossible to detect or penetrate.

Furthermore, their objectives run far deeper than a mad desire to kill Westerners. Indeed, this group is focused far more on the Islamic world than America.

For them, it represented the fundamental disease of the Islamic world. The outside threats to Islam (the Soviet Union and the United States) were manageable, but the real problem was the internal corruption of the Islamic world. Until that was dealt with, the Islamic world could never deal with Christians, Jews, Hindus, and Communists who were using, abusing, and oppressing the Islamic world for their own ends. [p. 27]


September 11 was not simply about mass murder of Americans. Al Qaeda was hoping to provoke such a strong American response that war would ultimately erupt between America and the Islamic world, thereby discrediting the regimes with which America was allied and ultimately leading to their downfall. The goal, in short, was to provoke a conflict that would purify the Islamic world and resurrect the Caliphate.

This is all much more complex than my summary, and there are many more dynamics and currents at play. I'll have to summarize them later when I get the chance.

But for now, I have to procrastinate a little more... And then begin working on that technical writing project I was supposed to have spent the previous two months working on. It's due at the end of this week, but I hope to have it finished by tomorrow.


William Kristol says upcoming elections in Iraq and Palestine are beginning to crack the ice in the Middle East. He cites a few Arab commentators.

It is outrageous, and amazing, that the first free and general elections in the history of the Arab nation are to take place in January: in Iraq, under the auspices of American occupation, and in Palestine, under the auspices of the Israeli occupation. . . .

It is well and good for the Arabs to demand the right of political representation for [Iraq's] Sunni Arabs out of concern for them in the face of the tyranny of the other Iraqi groups and out of concern for national unity and the ideal relative representation. But we do not understand why this concern does not apply to the many Arab countries that do not permit their minorities to announce their existence, let alone their right to [political] representation. . . .

It is sad and pathetic that the eyes of the entire world are upon the Palestinian and Iraqi elections that will be held under the lances of foreign occupation, while the peoples of the "independent, free, and sovereign" Arab countries have no way of expressing their will.

Salameh Nematt
Washington bureau chief for the London-based daily Al Hayat
November 25


Some of the [Arab League] members . . .maintain that the Baghdad government is not legitimate. Why? They argue that it is not elected and was appointed by the American occupation. This widespread view has some basis. . . . However, the talk of the illegitimacy of the [Iraqi] government. . . . allows us to raise questions regarding most of the regimes in the region . . . some of which emerged as a result of coups or internal conspiracies, when no one asked the people what it thought.

Abdel Rahman al-Rashed
director-general of Al Arabia TV, writing in the London-based daily Al Sharq Al Awsat
November 24


We are not being fair to the current Iraqi government. Not me, nor you, nor the other guest on this program, not even the viewers, but history will do justice to them. These people are establishing the first democracy in the Middle East. This country will be a platform for liberties in the whole region. In Iraq, the days of a leader who remains on his throne until he dies are gone. This is over. For the first time the Iraqi leader will be elected by Iraqi ballots.

Egyptian journalist Nabil Sharaf al-Din, speaking on Al Jazeera TV about the future of Iraq
November 23

03 December 2004

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Translation: you are a total headcase.

But I've decided to move onto campus next semester anyway and to try, or at least, pretend to be a person again, if for no other reason, than that they have a pool at UNT. They had a lap pool at the hotel in Iowa. I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed swimming as a teenager. I think I'll take it up again.


omg!! finals are coming!! it's panic time!!

KIWI 4336 (2:24:38 AM): when do you get out for the holidays
CaptainKIL (2:24:47 AM): umm.. I really have no idea
CaptainKIL (2:24:52 AM): I'll have to look and see when my finals are
KIWI 4336 (2:24:59 AM): ahh
KIWI 4336 (2:25:03 AM): way to stay ahead of the game :-)
CaptainKIL (2:25:08 AM): hehe
CaptainKIL (2:25:12 AM): yeah it's sad


Apparently, writing overtly pro-Jesus articles in a secular, publicly-financed newspaper can make you popular very quickly. I am now a celebrity.

i just wanted to say that i was happy to read the christmas column you wrote in the unt daily the other day. it was very encouraging, so thanks a bunch. keep on rockin! God bless!


When I read your article, your words jumped off the page! It was so refreshing to see the message of Christ brought up around this season.


You did a great job expressing what Christ was born for and what He does for all of us... I wish you a blessed Christmas and keep up the good work.


That's just the e-mail. I should do this again next semester around Easter.


There seems to be a broad political consensus that it is only a matter of time before Iran breaks the agreement it just made.

Iran has learned the drill. It has learned it from North Korea and Iraq. Nuclear weapons programs can be hidden and then be used to reap rewards from the West. And so today, Iran looks a great deal like North Korea in 2002.

The Bush administration continues to take a tough stance, it's more hard-line ideologues calling for regime change, but nothing else. In fact, the Bush administration can do little right now except to continue making empty threats about referring Iran to a vain Security Council too weighed down by nationalistic economic concerns to impose any real substantive economic sanctions. Many analysts and polemicists I have read seem to act as though the only possible course is to throw up our arms in resignation and hope for the best.

The Wall Street Journal is something of an exception.
One such option is to provide active and serious support for Iranian opposition groups, as the U.S. did with Poland's Solidarity movement in the 1980s. The Iranian people may or may not like the idea of a Persian bomb, but they are, broadly speaking, the most pro-American in the Muslim world and they despise the clique of clerics who have squelched democratic reform while presiding over a sinking economy.


And Ken Pollack seems to suggest that living with a nuclear Iran can be done. He apparently sees the Iranians mullahs as rational state actors who would never really give WMD to terrorists or use them on Americans. The consequences would be too high. This is a markedly different argument than he made with respect to Iraq -- when he argued that Saddam Hussein was an unstable dictator surrounded by yes-men, often detached from reality, and very prone to delusion and miscalculation. The Iranian government, Pollack seems to believe, is much more predictable and more than likely deterrable. After all, Iran has possessed biological and chemical weapons for years and has never given any of these to terrorist groups.

This is not to say that regime change should not be official U.S. policy. But the risks of allowing Iran to go nuclear probably aren't as high as some make it out to be. And anyway, solutions are hard to come by for this mess.

I'll keep reading Pollack and update if I come by anything else terribly noteworthy.

02 December 2004

Published

My Christmas article was actually published and seems to have been a pretty big hit. I've received a few very positive e-mails and some nice feedback via the Daily website too.

New banner is up. It's not as detailed as the old one. I haven't crammed as many pictures into it.

I'll write a real post tomorrow. Must sleep now.